Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By New York Fashionless Week

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Thursday, November 29, 2012 | 5:16 pm | 5 Comments
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Posted in: Basketball Wives, Recaps

 Does this mole look suspicious?

 Blue Team, you’re clear to fire!!!

The show starts, the women hoot and holler and behave the way you’d think they would. Obnoxious. I went and saw the first Big Momma’s House… that’s how they sounded.  

 On humid days, my hair has looked like this.

 I have a dog that looks like this.

 Because this is how you behave at a fashion show. Assuming it’s Medea’s.

Brooke and Gloria do fine… Gloria claimed she was “dope”, I claim that I need some dope. Draya, again, tells Brooke that she’s not going to be going to her dinner. Brooke feels like it’s a Debby Downer moment.

 I play a badass name “V”… for Vicodin.

They all get to the restaurant, sans Draya, and they sit down. Laura says she needs a seat to herself because she has gas. Brooke explains that Sean, the owner of King Magazine, is going to stop by to show them the possible covers for King Magazine. It’s all I can do to not fall out of my seat (of boredom).

They all discuss Draya’s absence and Malaysia tried to be Team Draya, but the bright lights kept distracting her. Jackie and Laura continue to get along and Jackie rambles on about how much she loves Laura. Laura says that something has recently happened that changed her and that it’s going to really affect their relationship. She interviews that it was because of her conversation with Jackie’s daughter. 

 Awww. It’s nice to see Jackie got the “black memo” this week.

 Cinnabon is suing her hairstylist for theft.

Sean shows up and Brooke is so excited because he has his iPad. The ladies all ooh and aah over pictures of Brooke in random states of undress.  It’s wonderful… she should be really proud of herself… (assuming she set a really low bar for her career). Sean starts talking about Draya and how she jumped at the photo shoot and about the “closed set” and whatever. Now, apparently Draya’s manager said that Draya deserved a closed set because she has more Twitter followers. And if that’s the case, then I guess I should get dressed in public every day, because I don’t have enough followers to warrant a shower curtain, let alone a closed set. Malaysia is irritated that Sean and Brooke are talking to the other ladies about Draya, so she gets up and leaves. As soon as she leaves, the scene ends.

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Madelyne27

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Can someone give me the rules on how much excitement I am supposed to exude for a friend who got the cover a of magazine in which the owner of the magazine didn’t handle my requests that were made before the shoot started?

    I am not sure Brooke saw what happened. Draya didn’t turn sour on the situation until the owner guy was talking shit about her. I wouldn’t have been able to fake happiness after that either.

  2. 2
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:55 am

    @classy, when you get on the cover of King, i’m gonna be so friggin excited for you that you won’t know what hit you… but i agree… draya acted excited when brooke first got the call, but when sean started talking smack about her on speakerphone, she got pissed… and brooke should have called sean out on it, bc it did seem like brooke only got it bc draya left. BUT, that said, when draya said that her being in a magazine is like charity work, i think she may have gone too far.

    sorry for the crappy recap… i knew it was bad when i posted it… it just got so hard to find anything redeeming or even interesting.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 11:21 am

    LOL! I’d probably win the lottery before I was on King Magazine. I’m about 30 lbs too light for what the menS who buy that magazine like.

    I agree about Draya probably downplaying it too much. That really hurt Brooke’s feelings.

  4. 4
    Neecy
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Brooke and Draya? Meh..It’s the age old conflict between the \big boned\ and the petite and cute. Even though Brooke got the cover, Draya was the one that was preferred as evident by this King-idiot still talking smack about Draya, so Brooke’s victory was back-handed. Brooke is insecure and needed Draya to validate that she’s pretty and hot, and she is, but she also knows what the men will pick every time. If one is going to let a men’s stroke magazine objectify them, they need to have a thicker skin, Brooke.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 2, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    @Madelyine27 You should get a prize for “peanut buttery voice”

    The whole King Photo Shoot story line is just made up for the show. Maybe the writers got drunk 1 day and the cast wrote it.

    You know that Sean guy doesn’t give a fuck which booty model left and which 1 didn’t. If he even noticed it enough to mention it he’d make maybe 1 remark to somebody else that works there. At the most they might put a note in that agent’s file. Because nobody’s going to remember either 1′s name for more than 10 min. 5 if they didn’t hook up.

    Plus in real life the more pissed Draya was that Brooke got the cover instead of her the more she’d act like she didn’t give a fuck. She sure wouldn’t go on about it for 2 weeks. Making up stuff that sounds like some 7th grade class where the teacher tried to make them write a play.

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