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Does this mole look suspicious?
Blue Team, you’re clear to fire!!!
The show starts, the women hoot and holler and behave the way you’d think they would. Obnoxious. I went and saw the first Big Momma’s House… that’s how they sounded.
On humid days, my hair has looked like this.
I have a dog that looks like this.
Because this is how you behave at a fashion show. Assuming it’s Medea’s.
Brooke and Gloria do fine… Gloria claimed she was “dope”, I claim that I need some dope. Draya, again, tells Brooke that she’s not going to be going to her dinner. Brooke feels like it’s a Debby Downer moment.
I play a badass name “V”… for Vicodin.
They all get to the restaurant, sans Draya, and they sit down. Laura says she needs a seat to herself because she has gas. Brooke explains that Sean, the owner of King Magazine, is going to stop by to show them the possible covers for King Magazine. It’s all I can do to not fall out of my seat (of boredom).
They all discuss Draya’s absence and Malaysia tried to be Team Draya, but the bright lights kept distracting her. Jackie and Laura continue to get along and Jackie rambles on about how much she loves Laura. Laura says that something has recently happened that changed her and that it’s going to really affect their relationship. She interviews that it was because of her conversation with Jackie’s daughter.
Awww. It’s nice to see Jackie got the “black memo” this week.
Cinnabon is suing her hairstylist for theft.
Sean shows up and Brooke is so excited because he has his iPad. The ladies all ooh and aah over pictures of Brooke in random states of undress. It’s wonderful… she should be really proud of herself… (assuming she set a really low bar for her career). Sean starts talking about Draya and how she jumped at the photo shoot and about the “closed set” and whatever. Now, apparently Draya’s manager said that Draya deserved a closed set because she has more Twitter followers. And if that’s the case, then I guess I should get dressed in public every day, because I don’t have enough followers to warrant a shower curtain, let alone a closed set. Malaysia is irritated that Sean and Brooke are talking to the other ladies about Draya, so she gets up and leaves. As soon as she leaves, the scene ends.