Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By New York Fashionless Week

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Thursday, November 29, 2012 | 5:16 pm | 5 Comments
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Don’t forget, you have to say King Magazine at least 7 times, or I’ll slap you. 

 Well now, who would have thought that they would feature her booty?

We have a quick scene with Bambi and a basketball player/rapper that has taken an interest in Bambi’s music. His name is Baron Davis. He plays for NY… he has the personality of Bambi’s upper gum. They talk for a minute and Bambi interviews with pencils sticking out of her hair. She says he’s a great mentor. I’m sure he is. He screams GOOD MENTOR.

 I have lost two pencils today… 

 Has anyone seen my pencils?

 Yo! I gots a pencil made of gold. Let’s get to mentorin’.

It’s time for Jackie’s show. She’s freaking out. Laura is still a no show, but Laura had said she wanted to wear a certain dress… but Jackie has another model that is already going to wear it. Malaysia and Draya get there and Malaysia pulls her to the side to tell her that Sean was talking bad about her last night. Draya says it just goes to prove that she shouldn’t have gone and now she’s pissed. Malaysia makes sure she knows that she got up from the table, so she proved her friendship to Draya.

 This does not look like a closed set.

 It will if you just come over here and do a bump with me.

Draya wants to wear the outfit that Laura picked, but that a different model was wearing. Draya finally interviews that it’s not her show so she will let Jackie decide. She picked Malaysia to wear a gold jacket… and Malaysia is very pretty. It’s just her mouth, and the words that come out of it that make her annoying.

Jackie starts asking if Laura is coming and when Gloria arrives they ask her and Gloria says she’s not sure. Jackie interviews that a dark cloud is forming over her if Laura doesn’t come. Jackie says that Draya was missed last night and Brooke walks up just in time to hear Draya talk about what Malaysia just told her. Brooke says she didn’t hear everything that Sean said, and that’s a total lie, because she was hanging on every word.

I’m so high, I can actually understand Malaysia. 

They are about to get their clothes on and at the last minute Laura shows up. They pick out something for Laura to wear, but she’ll need pasties… oh good. Keep it classy, ladies.

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Madelyne27

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Can someone give me the rules on how much excitement I am supposed to exude for a friend who got the cover a of magazine in which the owner of the magazine didn’t handle my requests that were made before the shoot started?

    I am not sure Brooke saw what happened. Draya didn’t turn sour on the situation until the owner guy was talking shit about her. I wouldn’t have been able to fake happiness after that either.

  2. 2
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:55 am

    @classy, when you get on the cover of King, i’m gonna be so friggin excited for you that you won’t know what hit you… but i agree… draya acted excited when brooke first got the call, but when sean started talking smack about her on speakerphone, she got pissed… and brooke should have called sean out on it, bc it did seem like brooke only got it bc draya left. BUT, that said, when draya said that her being in a magazine is like charity work, i think she may have gone too far.

    sorry for the crappy recap… i knew it was bad when i posted it… it just got so hard to find anything redeeming or even interesting.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 11:21 am

    LOL! I’d probably win the lottery before I was on King Magazine. I’m about 30 lbs too light for what the menS who buy that magazine like.

    I agree about Draya probably downplaying it too much. That really hurt Brooke’s feelings.

  4. 4
    Neecy
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Brooke and Draya? Meh..It’s the age old conflict between the \big boned\ and the petite and cute. Even though Brooke got the cover, Draya was the one that was preferred as evident by this King-idiot still talking smack about Draya, so Brooke’s victory was back-handed. Brooke is insecure and needed Draya to validate that she’s pretty and hot, and she is, but she also knows what the men will pick every time. If one is going to let a men’s stroke magazine objectify them, they need to have a thicker skin, Brooke.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 2, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    @Madelyine27 You should get a prize for “peanut buttery voice”

    The whole King Photo Shoot story line is just made up for the show. Maybe the writers got drunk 1 day and the cast wrote it.

    You know that Sean guy doesn’t give a fuck which booty model left and which 1 didn’t. If he even noticed it enough to mention it he’d make maybe 1 remark to somebody else that works there. At the most they might put a note in that agent’s file. Because nobody’s going to remember either 1′s name for more than 10 min. 5 if they didn’t hook up.

    Plus in real life the more pissed Draya was that Brooke got the cover instead of her the more she’d act like she didn’t give a fuck. She sure wouldn’t go on about it for 2 weeks. Making up stuff that sounds like some 7th grade class where the teacher tried to make them write a play.

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