Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By New York Fashionless Week

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Thursday, November 29, 2012 | 5:16 pm | 5 Comments
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They are all lined up and I don’t see anything that I like… but who am I? What shocked me was that Draya looked awful… not just because of the Peter Pan jacket thing… her hair looked fried, she had an ugly look on her face… and not the typical pouty-I-ate-a-whole-carrot-today-model look. She just looked like she was walking down the aisle at WalMart. 

 Having a front row seat isn’t such a big deal when there is only one row.

I’m totes calling my manager. This gig sucks. 

If I had a closed set, I would have had time to fix my hair. 

 I’m happy, I don’t turn down nothin’.

Wide Load! 

Bambi looked fine, Laura looked fine, I don’t remember seeing Gloria… but then last but not least… our overly-medicated, unicorn-riding, Skittle for brains, Malaysia comes out… and she is a knock-out. My picture doesn’t even do her justice… She was amazing. She looked great. Her walk was spot-on. And she just impressed me completely.

 I feel like the Golden Ticket in Willy Wonka.

 Sorry, I just love this picture. (See, I do have feelings.)

They do the finale walk (and I dream of the season finale). Jackie is thrilled. New York is not.

After the high of Malaysia, we return to LA and Brooke and Laura meet to talk about Draya. I. Am. So. Bored. And. I. Hate. King. Shoots. Brooke says that Draya didn’t show up at the dinner because she knew that she was lying about the closed set. Laura says that Draya likes to play the victim. Brooke says she’ll be Draya’s friend if she apologizes. I used to tell people I’d be their friend if they would buy me stuff. Needless to say, I don’t have many friends. Laura briefly mentions the epiphany she had towards Jackie. She didn’t give her any details… but said that she had a slight change of heart.

Did I mention King Magazine yet? 

 Yes, but you didn’t mention my plunging neckline.

Brooke invites Draya out for a romantic dinner for two so that Draya can formally apologize for the… wait for it…. Yep, the King Shoot. Draya kinda fake cries that she’s not good at saying she’s sorry, but she knows she didn’t do enough as a friend, but Brooke interviews that she’s not buying it for a minute. Brooke flat out says that she needs an apology, but Draya says that she’s not a warm, huggy person… neither am I, Draya… but then you shouldn’t go on romantic dates with Brooke. She was planning on a hug, at least.

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Madelyne27

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 6:20 am

    Can someone give me the rules on how much excitement I am supposed to exude for a friend who got the cover a of magazine in which the owner of the magazine didn’t handle my requests that were made before the shoot started?

    I am not sure Brooke saw what happened. Draya didn’t turn sour on the situation until the owner guy was talking shit about her. I wouldn’t have been able to fake happiness after that either.

  2. 2
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 10:55 am

    @classy, when you get on the cover of King, i’m gonna be so friggin excited for you that you won’t know what hit you… but i agree… draya acted excited when brooke first got the call, but when sean started talking smack about her on speakerphone, she got pissed… and brooke should have called sean out on it, bc it did seem like brooke only got it bc draya left. BUT, that said, when draya said that her being in a magazine is like charity work, i think she may have gone too far.

    sorry for the crappy recap… i knew it was bad when i posted it… it just got so hard to find anything redeeming or even interesting.

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 30, 2012 at 11:21 am

    LOL! I’d probably win the lottery before I was on King Magazine. I’m about 30 lbs too light for what the menS who buy that magazine like.

    I agree about Draya probably downplaying it too much. That really hurt Brooke’s feelings.

  4. 4
    Neecy
    Posted December 1, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    Brooke and Draya? Meh..It’s the age old conflict between the \big boned\ and the petite and cute. Even though Brooke got the cover, Draya was the one that was preferred as evident by this King-idiot still talking smack about Draya, so Brooke’s victory was back-handed. Brooke is insecure and needed Draya to validate that she’s pretty and hot, and she is, but she also knows what the men will pick every time. If one is going to let a men’s stroke magazine objectify them, they need to have a thicker skin, Brooke.

  5. 5
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted December 2, 2012 at 12:02 pm

    @Madelyine27 You should get a prize for “peanut buttery voice”

    The whole King Photo Shoot story line is just made up for the show. Maybe the writers got drunk 1 day and the cast wrote it.

    You know that Sean guy doesn’t give a fuck which booty model left and which 1 didn’t. If he even noticed it enough to mention it he’d make maybe 1 remark to somebody else that works there. At the most they might put a note in that agent’s file. Because nobody’s going to remember either 1′s name for more than 10 min. 5 if they didn’t hook up.

    Plus in real life the more pissed Draya was that Brooke got the cover instead of her the more she’d act like she didn’t give a fuck. She sure wouldn’t go on about it for 2 weeks. Making up stuff that sounds like some 7th grade class where the teacher tried to make them write a play.

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