Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Shimmer, Delusion, and Lupus

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By Madelyne27 | Friday, October 19, 2012 | 12:45 pm | 7 Comments
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 If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands…

The episode, as always, starts exactly where we left off last week. The ladies have met up to say goodbye to Sister Spice because she will be out of town for 12 days.

Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice get heated, because while Old Spice was pretending to make nice with Homewrecker Spice she sort of lost her focus and pulled out a lollipop (referring to Homewrecker Spice being so young) and then started calling her a “ho”… Homewrecker Spice stuck with calling Old Spice an “Old Lady” and things went downhill (read, nowhere) from there. Old Spice couldn’t believe that Homewrecker Spice would ruin such a “wonderful event”. (1. It’s not wonderful. And 2. It’s not an event.)

 Not happy. Not clapping.

Can you see me? I still ain’t clapping, btch. 

Solar eclipse? No. Lunar eclipse? No. Jackie eclipse? Yep. 

Bouncers showed up, Old Spice was removed from the venue, and everyone else sat in amusement of it all. Gangsta Spice couldn’t understand why Homewrecker Spice would want to hit “Auntie Jackie” and Sister Spice threw her sister under the bus again and made her go outside to check to make she that Old Spice was okay.

 Who you callin’ flapjack boob?

Outside, Old Spice gave a completely altered version of what happened just moments ago inside. Scary Sister Spice tried to explain it to her, but it fell on deaf ears because Old Spice didn’t understand it and I stopped listening. Scary Sister Spice’s biggest problem was that Old Spice didn’t jump over the table and beat Homewrecker Spice up. Old Spice cried that Homewrecker Spice “hurt her soul”. They hugged goodbye and Old Spice walked away.

 I see your flapjack.

 Well duh, it’s flapjack day.

Now I’m all hungry for flapjacks. 

Scary Sister Spice interviews that Old Spice is emotionally draining and seems lost.

Gangsta Spice and Old Spice meet up because according to Old Spice they have a lot to catch up on, even though they have only met twice before. Of course the convo immediately goes to Homewrecker Spice’s awful behavior and Gangsta Spice feeds Old Spice’s crazy by saying that it’s Homewrecker Spice’s fault and that she does it because she needs to feel liked. Old Spice couldn’t be more excited to have an ally in Gangsta Spice. Old Spice says she’ll talk to Homewrecker Spice as long as it includes the hugest apology ever. Yeah. Good luck. Old Spice says she’s everything. Gangsta Spice says that she like Old Spice and that she hopes she “wins”.

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    whataboutmaura
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Jackie is INSANE. Just the fact that she has a wedding every damn year is mind boggling. I bet she expects new gifts every year too.
    Anyway, this show is pretty damn stale but I read on bossip that Shaunie O’Neal hinted at reworking the cast on her twitter feed in response to a person tweeting that she should just end the series now. Personally, I like Laura and Draya and I think Brooke is a good addition, she’s stunning btw. Gloria and Malaysia are so boring even though I feel like Gloria could have some interesting storylines, I mean she was engaged to Matt, then they broke up for a while and had beef on twitter, now they are together again blah blah blah, but if she isn’t willing to actually discuss those parts of her life what’s the point of being on the show? The BBW franchise needs to be completely overhauled to make it compelling- all these women do is go out to lunch! Maybe if they shot it more like a real housewives that would make it a bit more entertaining.
    Thanks Madelyne, I watched the show last year but haven’t been following this year but I do read the recaps and I appreciate you sticking with it and making them enjoyable to read!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    During Jackie’s last year wedding – Draya said she got her cat waxed. You didn’t miss a thing. :)

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 7:30 am

    @Madelyn27 You’ve probably already found out Brooke’s got some past on her. And is older than she looks.

    Jackie’s like the opposite. She’s not as old as she styles herself to look. I’m going to need her to quit doing the lace tights instead of pants thing though. It’s just not good for the world in any way.

    I was already to roll eyes and laugh at Bambi’s song. But I kind of liked it. I’ll get it from her youtube if I can figure out which 1 it is. I don’t want to have to go through her whole mix tape.

    Good thing this isn’t Real Housewives. Then we’d have to call it THE LOLLIPOP INCIDENT.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

    You would think with all the $$$$ Jackie and Doug have and with her being on TV (and being a model, rotflmas), she would get herself to a hairstylist and get her hair did. That thing is a mess!!

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I have to watch myself tonight, bc I tend to go a little crazy when the basketball wives tweet about their show while there’s a debate on TV… they did it before and I wanted to scream… but I guess we can assume they won’t be voting, unless there are cameras following them.

  6. 6
    Xanadu
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:24 am

    great recap, thanks for the laughs

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Agreed Featherhead. Mrs. Jackie and Malaysia. Their hair is a hot mess.

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