If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands…
The episode, as always, starts exactly where we left off last week. The ladies have met up to say goodbye to Sister Spice because she will be out of town for 12 days.
Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice get heated, because while Old Spice was pretending to make nice with Homewrecker Spice she sort of lost her focus and pulled out a lollipop (referring to Homewrecker Spice being so young) and then started calling her a “ho”… Homewrecker Spice stuck with calling Old Spice an “Old Lady” and things went downhill (read, nowhere) from there. Old Spice couldn’t believe that Homewrecker Spice would ruin such a “wonderful event”. (1. It’s not wonderful. And 2. It’s not an event.)
Not happy. Not clapping.
Can you see me? I still ain’t clapping, btch.
Solar eclipse? No. Lunar eclipse? No. Jackie eclipse? Yep.
Bouncers showed up, Old Spice was removed from the venue, and everyone else sat in amusement of it all. Gangsta Spice couldn’t understand why Homewrecker Spice would want to hit “Auntie Jackie” and Sister Spice threw her sister under the bus again and made her go outside to check to make she that Old Spice was okay.
Who you callin’ flapjack boob?
Outside, Old Spice gave a completely altered version of what happened just moments ago inside. Scary Sister Spice tried to explain it to her, but it fell on deaf ears because Old Spice didn’t understand it and I stopped listening. Scary Sister Spice’s biggest problem was that Old Spice didn’t jump over the table and beat Homewrecker Spice up. Old Spice cried that Homewrecker Spice “hurt her soul”. They hugged goodbye and Old Spice walked away.
I see your flapjack.
Well duh, it’s flapjack day.
Now I’m all hungry for flapjacks.
Scary Sister Spice interviews that Old Spice is emotionally draining and seems lost.
Gangsta Spice and Old Spice meet up because according to Old Spice they have a lot to catch up on, even though they have only met twice before. Of course the convo immediately goes to Homewrecker Spice’s awful behavior and Gangsta Spice feeds Old Spice’s crazy by saying that it’s Homewrecker Spice’s fault and that she does it because she needs to feel liked. Old Spice couldn’t be more excited to have an ally in Gangsta Spice. Old Spice says she’ll talk to Homewrecker Spice as long as it includes the hugest apology ever. Yeah. Good luck. Old Spice says she’s everything. Gangsta Spice says that she like Old Spice and that she hopes she “wins”.