Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Shimmer, Delusion, and Lupus

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Friday, October 19, 2012 | 12:45 pm | 7 Comments
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Posted in: Basketball Wives, Recaps

 Bambi always wears camo, I’m gonna be so hip today.

 Wait, you didn’t wear camo?

 And now my weave is falling out… 

Old Spice thinks she and Gangsta Spice will be BFFs and wants to hear all about her music career. Gangsta Spice invites Old Spice to her upcoming show and Old Spice is so excited.

Wimpy Spice, Scary Sister Spice, Gangsta Spice, and Wimpy Spice’s sister all attend a Lupus event that Wimpy Spice will be hosting. Oddly it’s being held at a nail salon. I don’t know a lot about Lupus, but I don’t think it has much to do with make-up. But I’ve been wrong before.

Lupus sold here.

 Is there where we go to buy Lupus?

Wimpy Spice and Scary Sister Spice try to explain to Krystal (Wimpy Spice’s sister) about what all went down at Sister Spice’s farewell party. Wimpy Spice does a crappy job of recreating the chaos, so Scary Sister Spice steps in and says that Old Spice can make her laugh or give her a migraine. Scary Sister Spice says she’s over it all and she’s just sick of it. Gangsta Spice wants to know if this means she won’t be going to Old Spice’s wedding and if she’ll still be the maid of honor. Krystal needs more info, so Scary Sister Spice explains that Old Spice asked them all to be in her wedding, including the bartender. Wimpy Spice says she was asked via text, but when she didn’t respond right away, Old Spice just told her to get a dress.

 Will Lupus fit in my purse?

 I totes should have googled Lupus.

 I think the guy in the red jeans has Lupus.

Yo. I wrote a rap about Lupus. 

 I hid my Lupus in my cleavage.

Gangsta Spice invites them all to her upcoming show and Scary Sister Spice wants to be her opening act. I want her to be the main act.

Mimi, the promoter, interrupts the ladies and tells Wimpy Spice it’s time for her to speak. Wimpy Spice interviews that “Mimi informs me that I have to speak”… um, hello, dumbass, what did you think you were there to do? Stand around and talk to the same people you eat lunch with every day? Gadz, she’s such a moron.

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    whataboutmaura
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Jackie is INSANE. Just the fact that she has a wedding every damn year is mind boggling. I bet she expects new gifts every year too.
    Anyway, this show is pretty damn stale but I read on bossip that Shaunie O’Neal hinted at reworking the cast on her twitter feed in response to a person tweeting that she should just end the series now. Personally, I like Laura and Draya and I think Brooke is a good addition, she’s stunning btw. Gloria and Malaysia are so boring even though I feel like Gloria could have some interesting storylines, I mean she was engaged to Matt, then they broke up for a while and had beef on twitter, now they are together again blah blah blah, but if she isn’t willing to actually discuss those parts of her life what’s the point of being on the show? The BBW franchise needs to be completely overhauled to make it compelling- all these women do is go out to lunch! Maybe if they shot it more like a real housewives that would make it a bit more entertaining.
    Thanks Madelyne, I watched the show last year but haven’t been following this year but I do read the recaps and I appreciate you sticking with it and making them enjoyable to read!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    During Jackie’s last year wedding – Draya said she got her cat waxed. You didn’t miss a thing. :)

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 7:30 am

    @Madelyn27 You’ve probably already found out Brooke’s got some past on her. And is older than she looks.

    Jackie’s like the opposite. She’s not as old as she styles herself to look. I’m going to need her to quit doing the lace tights instead of pants thing though. It’s just not good for the world in any way.

    I was already to roll eyes and laugh at Bambi’s song. But I kind of liked it. I’ll get it from her youtube if I can figure out which 1 it is. I don’t want to have to go through her whole mix tape.

    Good thing this isn’t Real Housewives. Then we’d have to call it THE LOLLIPOP INCIDENT.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

    You would think with all the $$$$ Jackie and Doug have and with her being on TV (and being a model, rotflmas), she would get herself to a hairstylist and get her hair did. That thing is a mess!!

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I have to watch myself tonight, bc I tend to go a little crazy when the basketball wives tweet about their show while there’s a debate on TV… they did it before and I wanted to scream… but I guess we can assume they won’t be voting, unless there are cameras following them.

  6. 6
    Xanadu
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:24 am

    great recap, thanks for the laughs

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Agreed Featherhead. Mrs. Jackie and Malaysia. Their hair is a hot mess.

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