Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Shimmer, Delusion, and Lupus

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By Madelyne27 | Friday, October 19, 2012 | 12:45 pm | 7 Comments
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Posted in: Basketball Wives, Recaps

I produced Lupus. 

 WHAT THE FK IS LUPUS?

 “Welcome, I have been a big Lupus fan all my life.”

Wimpy Spice is nervous and Scary Sister Spice tries to help her out by making her holler “hey, hey”… She got a few people’s attention and then went on to thank her friends for coming and for all the people that donated stuff for Lupus. It was so ridiculous that I can’t even comment on it anymore. But I will try. After her speech is over, Wimpy Spice interviews that Homewrecker Spice may have created a monster because she loves this hosting stuff. Ugh and double-ugh…

Okay, so maybe I don’t even know this much about Lupus. I’m a hostess. Holla. 

Opportunistic Spice and her kids (she has 3 but we only see 2) are heading the Sky Zone with Homewrecker Spice and her son. It’s like a big trampoline room and looks really fun. The moms jump for about 10 seconds and then have to sit down to talk about Old Spice. I like seeing the ladies interact with their kids so that I can see them in a different light… but this wasn’t one of those scenes. This was just the same ole, same ole, with kids jumping in the background.

 So, yeah, my boyfriend is a year younger than my kid.

 Vernon likes my shimmer.

Yeah, he likes my shimmer too. 

 What’s shimmer, and why am I named after Kinkos?

Homewrecker Spice is completely done with Old Spice and says that Old Spice should thank her because she has no idea that all the ladies just make fun of her behind her back… but I have confidence that someone will tell Old Spice soon. I’m currently voting that it will be Gangsta Spice.

Speaking of Gangsta Spice, she is at her sound check for her show and Homewrecker Spice drops by in a hat. Gangsta Spice tells Homewrecker Spice that Old Spice will probably be there, so Homewrecker Spice says she wants to sit this one out. Gangsta Spice interviews that Homewrecker Spice should be going in order to support her, but every lady on every reality show thinks that “support” means showing up… I think you can support someone by telling them they look really stupid in their hat. (Homewrecker Spice, this means you.)

 Uh-oh… I told you it was hat day.

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Madelyne27

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    whataboutmaura
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Jackie is INSANE. Just the fact that she has a wedding every damn year is mind boggling. I bet she expects new gifts every year too.
    Anyway, this show is pretty damn stale but I read on bossip that Shaunie O’Neal hinted at reworking the cast on her twitter feed in response to a person tweeting that she should just end the series now. Personally, I like Laura and Draya and I think Brooke is a good addition, she’s stunning btw. Gloria and Malaysia are so boring even though I feel like Gloria could have some interesting storylines, I mean she was engaged to Matt, then they broke up for a while and had beef on twitter, now they are together again blah blah blah, but if she isn’t willing to actually discuss those parts of her life what’s the point of being on the show? The BBW franchise needs to be completely overhauled to make it compelling- all these women do is go out to lunch! Maybe if they shot it more like a real housewives that would make it a bit more entertaining.
    Thanks Madelyne, I watched the show last year but haven’t been following this year but I do read the recaps and I appreciate you sticking with it and making them enjoyable to read!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    During Jackie’s last year wedding – Draya said she got her cat waxed. You didn’t miss a thing. :)

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 7:30 am

    @Madelyn27 You’ve probably already found out Brooke’s got some past on her. And is older than she looks.

    Jackie’s like the opposite. She’s not as old as she styles herself to look. I’m going to need her to quit doing the lace tights instead of pants thing though. It’s just not good for the world in any way.

    I was already to roll eyes and laugh at Bambi’s song. But I kind of liked it. I’ll get it from her youtube if I can figure out which 1 it is. I don’t want to have to go through her whole mix tape.

    Good thing this isn’t Real Housewives. Then we’d have to call it THE LOLLIPOP INCIDENT.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

    You would think with all the $$$$ Jackie and Doug have and with her being on TV (and being a model, rotflmas), she would get herself to a hairstylist and get her hair did. That thing is a mess!!

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I have to watch myself tonight, bc I tend to go a little crazy when the basketball wives tweet about their show while there’s a debate on TV… they did it before and I wanted to scream… but I guess we can assume they won’t be voting, unless there are cameras following them.

  6. 6
    Xanadu
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:24 am

    great recap, thanks for the laughs

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Agreed Featherhead. Mrs. Jackie and Malaysia. Their hair is a hot mess.

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