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Friday, October 19, 2012
12:45 pm
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Tagged: Adiz “Bambi” Benson, Basketball Wives LA, Brooke Bailey, Chani Christie, Doug Christie, Draya Michele, funny, Gloria Govan, Jackie Christie, Jannero Pargo, Laura Govan, Madelyne27, Malaysia Pargo, Matt Barnes, Mint Swim, Mirel de la torre, parody, reality tv, recaps, season 2, tvgasm, Vernon Macklin, VH-1
Oops, probs should not have taken that extra Adderall.
Old Spice and Scary Sister Spice meet up at Crust (gross name) for some pizza. It’s the same old conversation. Scary Sister Spice candidly speaks her mind about how she feels about being the maid of honor and also about the fact that she admits to making fun of Old Spice behind her back. She says that anything she says about Old Spice behind her back is nothing that she won’t say to her face. Scary Sister Spice then remembers making fun of Old Spice’s outfit at Gangsta Spice’s show, so she tells Old Spice that her outfit was ridiculous.
Dear Manager, Your name is gross. Sincerely, Everyone
Scary Sister Spice tries to show Old Spice why they see different personalities in Old Spice, but Old Spice will only acknowledge the good ones. Scary Sister Spice tells Old Spice that she needs to put her money where her mouth is and kind of throws Homewrecker Spice to the wolves by telling Old Spice to put her foot in Homewrecker Spice’s mouth or ass. Old Spice thinks this is Scary Sister Spice’s way of having Old Spice’s back… but it’s probably more of a manipulation to keep the drama going between Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice. While that’s not the nicest thing to do, I am glad she’s willing to do it. I love the pot stirrer; as long as I’m not in the pot.
Yeah, so I’m straddling our pizza, problem?
I just lost my appetite.
Wicked Witch of the Princess Potstirrers
Scary Sister Spice and Gangsta Spice are at a vintage shop (thrift store?) looking at used bathing suits. Bathing suits are one of the few (very few) things I won’t buy used… They are shopping for Old Spice’s wedding. Wimpy Spice joins them and they try on some funny outfits and talk about the wedding in general.
What I imagine Dress Barn looks like.
Scary Sister Spice says she might not be able to go and Gangsta Spice interviews that Scary Sister Spice better decide, and quick, because she doesn’t think it’s cool to string Old Spice along. Gangsta Spice thinks it’s rude that Scary Sister Spice is wishy washy about it all and Scary Sister Spice is getting on her nerves. Wimpy Spice pipes up that she might not be going either, because she’s sick of fighting for Old Spice and then ends up being used by Old Spice as a gateway.
What I imagine Doug’s closet looks like.
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Jackie is INSANE. Just the fact that she has a wedding every damn year is mind boggling. I bet she expects new gifts every year too.
Anyway, this show is pretty damn stale but I read on bossip that Shaunie O’Neal hinted at reworking the cast on her twitter feed in response to a person tweeting that she should just end the series now. Personally, I like Laura and Draya and I think Brooke is a good addition, she’s stunning btw. Gloria and Malaysia are so boring even though I feel like Gloria could have some interesting storylines, I mean she was engaged to Matt, then they broke up for a while and had beef on twitter, now they are together again blah blah blah, but if she isn’t willing to actually discuss those parts of her life what’s the point of being on the show? The BBW franchise needs to be completely overhauled to make it compelling- all these women do is go out to lunch! Maybe if they shot it more like a real housewives that would make it a bit more entertaining.
Thanks Madelyne, I watched the show last year but haven’t been following this year but I do read the recaps and I appreciate you sticking with it and making them enjoyable to read!
During Jackie’s last year wedding – Draya said she got her cat waxed. You didn’t miss a thing.
@Madelyn27 You’ve probably already found out Brooke’s got some past on her. And is older than she looks.
Jackie’s like the opposite. She’s not as old as she styles herself to look. I’m going to need her to quit doing the lace tights instead of pants thing though. It’s just not good for the world in any way.
I was already to roll eyes and laugh at Bambi’s song. But I kind of liked it. I’ll get it from her youtube if I can figure out which 1 it is. I don’t want to have to go through her whole mix tape.
Good thing this isn’t Real Housewives. Then we’d have to call it THE LOLLIPOP INCIDENT.
You would think with all the $$$$ Jackie and Doug have and with her being on TV (and being a model, rotflmas), she would get herself to a hairstylist and get her hair did. That thing is a mess!!
I have to watch myself tonight, bc I tend to go a little crazy when the basketball wives tweet about their show while there’s a debate on TV… they did it before and I wanted to scream… but I guess we can assume they won’t be voting, unless there are cameras following them.
great recap, thanks for the laughs
Agreed Featherhead. Mrs. Jackie and Malaysia. Their hair is a hot mess.