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Oops, probs should not have taken that extra Adderall.
Old Spice and Scary Sister Spice meet up at Crust (gross name) for some pizza. It’s the same old conversation. Scary Sister Spice candidly speaks her mind about how she feels about being the maid of honor and also about the fact that she admits to making fun of Old Spice behind her back. She says that anything she says about Old Spice behind her back is nothing that she won’t say to her face. Scary Sister Spice then remembers making fun of Old Spice’s outfit at Gangsta Spice’s show, so she tells Old Spice that her outfit was ridiculous.
Dear Manager, Your name is gross. Sincerely, Everyone
Scary Sister Spice tries to show Old Spice why they see different personalities in Old Spice, but Old Spice will only acknowledge the good ones. Scary Sister Spice tells Old Spice that she needs to put her money where her mouth is and kind of throws Homewrecker Spice to the wolves by telling Old Spice to put her foot in Homewrecker Spice’s mouth or ass. Old Spice thinks this is Scary Sister Spice’s way of having Old Spice’s back… but it’s probably more of a manipulation to keep the drama going between Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice. While that’s not the nicest thing to do, I am glad she’s willing to do it. I love the pot stirrer; as long as I’m not in the pot.
Yeah, so I’m straddling our pizza, problem?
I just lost my appetite.
Wicked Witch of the Princess Potstirrers
Scary Sister Spice and Gangsta Spice are at a vintage shop (thrift store?) looking at used bathing suits. Bathing suits are one of the few (very few) things I won’t buy used… They are shopping for Old Spice’s wedding. Wimpy Spice joins them and they try on some funny outfits and talk about the wedding in general.
What I imagine Dress Barn looks like.
Scary Sister Spice says she might not be able to go and Gangsta Spice interviews that Scary Sister Spice better decide, and quick, because she doesn’t think it’s cool to string Old Spice along. Gangsta Spice thinks it’s rude that Scary Sister Spice is wishy washy about it all and Scary Sister Spice is getting on her nerves. Wimpy Spice pipes up that she might not be going either, because she’s sick of fighting for Old Spice and then ends up being used by Old Spice as a gateway.
What I imagine Doug’s closet looks like.