Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Shimmer, Delusion, and Lupus

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By Madelyne27 | Friday, October 19, 2012 | 12:45 pm | 7 Comments
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Scary Sister Spice says that if Old Spice died, she probably won’t cry, but instead would eat spaghetti and scallops and drink Hennessy in her honor. My love for Scary Sister Spice continues to grow. Scary Sister Spice interviews that she’s actually just treating Old Spice the same way that Old Spice used to treat her. Hey, what’s the saying? Hell hath no fury, than a Spice Girl scorned?

 What I imagine stupidity looks like.

 What I imagine Jackie’s wedding will look like.

 What I imagine my butler would look like.

Wimpy Spice thinks that Gangsta Spice might end up being Old Spice’s maid of honor, bridesmaid, flower girl, and ring bearer, and Gangsta Spice interviews that they are both being very rude.

 What I imagine ridiculousness looks like.

The show ends and VH-1 gives us a lot of clips of upcoming scenes for this season. I think it’s because they’re sensing that everyone is getting bored. Some of the clips look good. Some look lame. But I’ll be there for them all.

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7 Comments

  1. 1
    whataboutmaura
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Jackie is INSANE. Just the fact that she has a wedding every damn year is mind boggling. I bet she expects new gifts every year too.
    Anyway, this show is pretty damn stale but I read on bossip that Shaunie O’Neal hinted at reworking the cast on her twitter feed in response to a person tweeting that she should just end the series now. Personally, I like Laura and Draya and I think Brooke is a good addition, she’s stunning btw. Gloria and Malaysia are so boring even though I feel like Gloria could have some interesting storylines, I mean she was engaged to Matt, then they broke up for a while and had beef on twitter, now they are together again blah blah blah, but if she isn’t willing to actually discuss those parts of her life what’s the point of being on the show? The BBW franchise needs to be completely overhauled to make it compelling- all these women do is go out to lunch! Maybe if they shot it more like a real housewives that would make it a bit more entertaining.
    Thanks Madelyne, I watched the show last year but haven’t been following this year but I do read the recaps and I appreciate you sticking with it and making them enjoyable to read!

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    During Jackie’s last year wedding – Draya said she got her cat waxed. You didn’t miss a thing. :)

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 7:30 am

    @Madelyn27 You’ve probably already found out Brooke’s got some past on her. And is older than she looks.

    Jackie’s like the opposite. She’s not as old as she styles herself to look. I’m going to need her to quit doing the lace tights instead of pants thing though. It’s just not good for the world in any way.

    I was already to roll eyes and laugh at Bambi’s song. But I kind of liked it. I’ll get it from her youtube if I can figure out which 1 it is. I don’t want to have to go through her whole mix tape.

    Good thing this isn’t Real Housewives. Then we’d have to call it THE LOLLIPOP INCIDENT.

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted October 20, 2012 at 10:22 am

    You would think with all the $$$$ Jackie and Doug have and with her being on TV (and being a model, rotflmas), she would get herself to a hairstylist and get her hair did. That thing is a mess!!

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 22, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    I have to watch myself tonight, bc I tend to go a little crazy when the basketball wives tweet about their show while there’s a debate on TV… they did it before and I wanted to scream… but I guess we can assume they won’t be voting, unless there are cameras following them.

  6. 6
    Xanadu
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:24 am

    great recap, thanks for the laughs

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 11:43 am

    Agreed Featherhead. Mrs. Jackie and Malaysia. Their hair is a hot mess.

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