Scary, Homewrecker, Old, Sister, Opportunistic, Wimpy
Above is a refresher of the ladies names… I have decided to change Opportunistic/Whore Spice to just Opportunistic Spice because she continues to win me over.
Last week ended with Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice having lunch. It was a short lunch because it didn’t take v long for Old Spice to lose touch with reality… and Homewrecker Spice wisely took an early exit.
Before we start, I have to talk about the bizarre nail polish colors… they look awful. On younger adults I think fun colors are cute. On these women it looks completely ridiculous.
Example 1: Purple Nails
So, now, we are at, yet again, another lunch meeting, but this time with Old Spice and Scary Sister Spice. Old Spice talks about her lunch with Homewrecker Spice and tells Scary Sister Spice a completely altered version of what we witnessed last week. First off, she thought it went “okay”, until the end, when Homewrecker Spice stormed off. (Doesn’t she realize that the parts BEFORE she stormed off were what led her to storming off at all? Am I being too logical here?) Next, Old Spice thinks it was more of a misunderstanding because Homewrecker Spice simply doesn’t realize that Old Spice is just trying to help her because she cares so damn much. Scary Sister Spice tries, repeatedly, to explain to Old Spice that she’s not seeing what the problem is that Old Spice needs to just let Homewrecker Spice go. But no, Old Spice says that she’s going to give Homewrecker Spice another chance at another lunch. Scary Sister Spice says she wouldn’t care if someone stormed off during lunch, because she’d just pack up the other plate to go. (I would probably eat them both in one sitting.)
I believe I can fly… I believe I can touch the sky… (Example 2: Yellow Nails)
Old Spice continues her battle with reality by worrying if Homewrecker Spice will show up to her wedding, because it’s so important to her that Homewrecker Spice be there. Because she cares. Scary Sister Spice interviews that Old Spice is like someone making out with a frog all her life because she’s positive that it will eventually turn into a prince. It’s a good analogy. Not in this case… but a good one nonetheless. (Scary Sister Spice I know you tried… just wrong place, wrong time… Old Spice is more like the little kid that gets a puppy and accidentally kills it because she’s “hugging” it too tight… around its neck.)
I can’t fly.
I wish I were high.
At a local vintage shop, Wimpy Spice is shopping with Sister Spice. Wimpy Spice confronts Sister Spice about why Sister Spice and Scary Sister Spice have such a strained relationship and tells her that Scary Sister Spice’s feelings are getting hurt. I don’t know what the strain is between them, but I really don’t think that Wimpy Spice has any business being involved in it, especially after I saw the rest of this episode. Wimpy Spice gets an incredible amount of airtime and it’s draining the life out of me. Sister Spice tells her that she’ll talk to Scary Sister Spice and Wimpy Spice dreams about cupcakes and lollipops because, again, she thinks she is bringing people together.