Fake hair. Fake glasses. Just a girl from Compton, keepin’ it real.
Oh, and fake boobs.
Your fake glasses are a tad strong.
Down the road (I’m assuming all these places are on one street) Homewrecker Spice is having lunch with her mother and father. It’s clear that Homewrecker Spice and her mother are v close, seeing as her mother is raising Homewrecker Spice’s child somewhere out of state. Homewrecker Spice has brought them here because she wants to ask her father if he’d be willing to move to LA with her mother and child next June. Homewrecker Spice and mom think he’s going to balk at the idea, but he’s all “Yeah, sure, why not? You’re paying, right?” and Voila! we are all going to be living off Homewrecker Spice’s teat soon.
I wish I wear a Mint Swim suit.
So do I.
Homewrecker Spice tells her dad that even though he was an awful father to her, she needs him to be a Super Grandpa to her son. Okay, sort of a back handed jab at him, but if he did disappear for 90% of her life, then jab away… Where was he? And why did the mom take him back? But regardless, Homewrecker Spice is happy because her family will be close and I might have a little more respect for her if she actually spent more time being a mom, and less time being a jump-off. (Does she have a man? Not that you need a man… but when you’re on a show called Basketball Wives LA, I guess I just feel like maybe there should be a basketball player in your life.)
Wait. You ARE wearing one, dad?
Sister Spice drags Scary Sister Spice and Opportunistic Spice along with her to meet the sketch artists of the comic book that will eventually become the web series that with then become a major motion picture. (Phew, that’s quite a plan.) The artwork looks good. I’m not a comic book super fan, but there are colors and pictures, so I’m going to give everyone the benefit of the doubt and say it looks good.
Hollywood is so glamorous.
It’s just like I dreamed it would be.
It’s finished. I’m a star.
Sister Spice’s character’s name is “V”. Like the letter. She finds that to be “dope”, while Scary Sister Spice interviews that she feels that Sister Spice is kinda losing herself to the whole LA career dream. I didn’t realize that Sister Spice was so invested in her entertainment career (and by invested, I mean I didn’t know if she’d ever even had a job before this).