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Scary Sister Spice planned a small get-together for all the ladies to say goodbye to Sister Spice, as she was going out of town for 12 days. (WTF? A party for a 12 day trip? I don’t shower for 12 days and have never thrown a party for my shower.) Old Spice interviews that the party is the perfect opportunity for her to give out invites to the wedding AND to ask Scary Sister Spice to be her other maid of honor… YOU HAVE A WEDDING EVERY SINGLE YEAR, CAN’T YOU SAVE ONE FOR NEXT YEAR? I’m sure her daughter will be thrilled to be one of two.
We said deep, deep Vs… NOT onesies.
Sister Spice and Scary Sister Spice are wearing matching deep, deep Vs. Much like Sister Spice’s bathing suit from last week. Opportunistic Spice is wearing a onesie, but looks gorgeous as always. (I know, I’m a sucker for all things Opportunistic Spice. She just is easy for me to like.)
Wo-oo here she comes… watch out boys she’ll chew you up…
Next in is Old Spice. She’s wearing white (glittery white) shoes that are better suited for someone not quite so mannish… and I do hope it’s before Labor Day, because again, they are v white shoes. Old Spice decides before the other ladies get there to ask (read, demand) that Scary Sister Spice be maid of honor. Scary Sister Spice looks horrified. And basically interviews that Old Spice clearly has no clue that Scary Sister Spice is not her friend.
There’s no way she’ll ask me to be maid of honor.
Old Spice tells (TELLS, mind you) Scary Sister Spice that it’s a huge honor for Scary Sister Spice. She’s so backwards. Sister Spice is funny, because in a way that only one sister would do to another; she immediately laughs and starts toasting Scary Sister Spice’s new position in the wedding. She’s all “YAY! You’re the maid of honor. Boom. It’s official.” And Scary Sister Spice is all, “I need a stronger drink, and in a bigger glass”.
She totes asked me to be maid of honor.
Wimpy Spice, Gangsta Spice, and Homewrecker Spice join in and Old Spice hands out the wedding invites. Quickly Old Spice announces that she wants to apologize to Homewrecker Spice for their “misunderstanding” at lunch. Homewrecker Spice rolls her eyes as Old Spice says that she wanted to take Homewrecker Spice to lunch again and this time she would listen better and everything would turn up roses. But Homewrecker Spice says it’s not about listening or lunch… but that she thinks Old Spice needs to listen to what Old Spice says. Old Spice says that Homewrecker Spice just lost her invite to the wedding.