Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By The Letter “V” and Deep, Deep Vs

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By Madelyne27 | Wednesday, October 10, 2012 | 3:49 pm | 9 Comments
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 More cards? Oh good. What’s this white, powdery stuff?

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What kind of cocaine is arsenic?

Homewrecker Spice wants Old Spice to show her some respect and treat her like an adult, not like a child. And I didn’t really get that Old Spice was treating Homewrecker Spice like a child UNTIL she pulls a lollipop out of her purse. And then it clicked that Old Spice is not only insane, she really was purposefully pushing Homewrecker Spice’s buttons. I always just saw Old Spice as a nut job. Not calculating; just sick. But the lollipop thing set off a bell that she sometimes she might know exactly what she’s saying and quite frankly, doesn’t care if she looks crazy.

 Uh-oh… Did NOT think she’d snort it.

Probs should NOT have snorted that. 

Anyway, Homewrecker Spice calls her “old” and Old Spice snaps and starts in with calling Homewrecker Spice a “whore” about a thousand times. Wimpy Spice stands up to keep Old Spice for “diving over the table and biting her in the face”. While Homewrecker Spice remains seated (and apparently wearing the gold chain around her arm instead of her head), Wimpy Spice stands in between them to diffuse the situation.

 You should NOT give me white powder if I’m not supposed to snort it.

 I’m gonna perform my new rap… “Gangsta Got Gums”

The episode ends with what seems like a tackle that launches Old Spice into Wimpy Spice.

Next week, the fight continues… YAY!

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Madelyne27

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    Neecy
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Honored to be the first poster. I need to get a life! Anyway… Great job with the recap, so so so much better than the show. Yeah, Laura is growing on me and I didn’t want her to. The comic strip renderings looked nothing like Gloria. Could have been Draya, Laura, or anybody. The show stooped to a new low with the dancers. I’m so bored with these fools. Like one poster said, there’s so much potential with real story lines (Laura’s weight loss, fabulous homes, etc) but its just week after week of, meh. One more week, and I’m pretty much done with BBW-La. I hope it gets better cause I really like Draya. I hate Jackie’s psychosis. I see that crap everyday, don’t need to see it on escapism tv.

  2. 2
    Madelyne27
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    @neecy, never get a life… Bc if you do, I might be forced to… And I totes agree about the story lines that we’d love. Laura’s weight loss is amazing. And even Draya living without her kid. And Malaysia having twins. Just insane that they think we like a bunch of lunches. Pls don’t give up on the show. I have so few commenters, I need someone to make my 5 hours of bball wives to matter. My only other fans are my nail techs and they don’t speak a word of English. (thank goodness). but they love me. (and my tips).

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 8:48 am

    I think Laura’s less fake than the rest of them. Specially if you’re grading on a curve.

    But I don’t think I realized just how much less fake till this episode. The scene you picked for her real emotion pic on page 4. That’s got another thing not seen on reality tv: A forehead that didn’t get a botox shot.

    I still think she’s prettier with some more weight on her though. If she felt too big before maybe compromise somewhere in the middle.

    Draya’s mom was on in season 1. But this is the 1st we’ve seen of her dad. I don’t even remembering her mentioning him. So for him to all of a sudden show up now. Without even any lead up scenes of Draya talking about how she’d been reaching out to him. Or wanting her baby to know him. I think you’re right. It stinks of somebody smelling some $.

    You might be right about Gloria not having much of a job before too. Didn’t she meet Matt when she was like 12 or something? And he just waited till she was legal to get her pregnant? Because it seems like last season 1 of their issues was that she hadn’t ever lived a grown up life.

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 9:07 am

    I believe Gloria is 24 and her sister isn’t much older than that.

    Mr.s Jackie is still wack a doo.

    I do hope things work out with Draya and her family.

  5. 5
    Pari
    Posted October 11, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    I love these recaps! Much better than the show.

  6. 6
    Xanadu
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 9:35 am

    great recap this week, I’m inspired to find some gawd-awful nailpolish and do my nails.

  7. 7
    Pee
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    How dare Jackie be so disrespectful to Draya

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    Shad
    Posted October 15, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    Laura you’re two faced It’s horrible. Jackie was wrong and you should tell the truth. Jackie has no right to talk to Draya the way she does and call her all those rude and nasty names. If you want respect you should give it. It don’t matter that you’re the grandma of the group. Laura you would not feel the same way if you were call out your name. And I think Draya can beat Jackie

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    Madelyne27
    Posted October 16, 2012 at 6:55 am

    i agree that jackie treated draya v poorly. it was out of line. but jackie didn’t really call her a lot of rude and nasty names… she just kept repeating the same one over and over and over again… I haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, bc i am travelling; but i will be recapping it tonight and tomorrow.

    i agree that i think draya could take jackie. jackie may be bigger, but draya looks like she’s handled herself in a girl fight before. (like maybe when someone’s wife comes home and she’s still in the house… yes, i am just making that assumption.)

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