Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By The WORST Editing Job Ever

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Friday, November 2, 2012 | 7:00 am | 4 Comments
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Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children?

We open at Opportunistic Spice’s pool birthday party. Old Spice brought her sneakers in case there was a fight. Homewrecker Spice brought cigars. She brought one for Old Spice simply because she’s not a total btch, but Old Spice interviewed that the only reason Homewrecker Spice gave her one was because she was afraid that Old Spice would kick her ass. (First delusion of the evening.)

 Looks like more of an “ignore-the-pool” pool party.

 Real women smoke cigars.

 Real men wear horse hair.

Real whores don’t inhale. 

 Real DJs eat caesar salads.

Opportunistic Spice is irritated with Wimpy Spice and Gangsta Spice for the weird phone call. I completely agree that Wimpy Spice was being a brat on the phone, but she twisted it around so that Gangsta Spice and Opportunistic Spice could talk it out and get over their beef. They did after they agreed that Opportunistic Spice probably did call Gangsta Spice ghetto, but it’s okay because Opportunistic Spice is from South Central and she’s ghetto too. They both just want respect. They both should learn how to speak English.

 I just must know where she got that outfit. (Said no one ever.)

 

 Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep my lips over these gums?

Old Spice thinks that Homewrecker Spice looks sad, so she goes over and says some bizarre sht about that Old Spice thinks Homewrecker Spice is funny and she adores her. Homewrecker Spice interviews that Old Spice is crazy.

 Draya looks like she wants to talk to me.

 I totes don’t want to talk to her.

Draya will love me complimenting her. 

 She’s the world’s worst complimenter.

 And by big, she means fat and manly.

Opportunistic Spice is happy with her party. She thinks it was a success because no one got stabbed and no one got hit. Then we see Old Spice jump into the pool and I think that’s probably why her hair is so awful. I don’t think you should swim in horse hair.

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    kdognatl
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 9:36 am

    That was BS not getting to see that fight. My cousin called me and we were cracking up talking about how we kept rewinding thinking we missed something. I hope Brooke gave it to her. Jackie just needs to sit her ass down. Over the whole cast, well except Brooke and Bambi, I actually like Bambi.

    I think Doug wanted nothing to do with that session because he knows he can’t lie in front of their daughters. I bet those girls call and bitch to him often and he probably says, you know your mom, she’s crazy but she loves you. I know because I vent to my dad when my mom pisses me off and he keeps that between us. Doug knows she’s crazy, but for some reason, their relationship works for him.

    I personally don’t think Bambi likes Jackie THAT much. I think it bugs the crap out of her that Laura talks all this smack about her, but is mostly buddy buddy to her face. I have coworkers like that and it drives me nuts. Sorry I can’t trust you when you tehe-ing with girl in the cube behind me, but as soon as she steps to the bathroom, you running to my cube to talk smack. Nah, I’ll pass.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 10:00 am

    I agree with your assessment Kdog. In Bambi’s eyes if you are buddy buddy to Jackie’s face and talk trash behind her back why wouldn’t you do it with me?!?!?!

  3. 3
    Beachgal
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    I am having trouble keeping track of the spices. Lol But they all act a fool so they are pretty interchangeable to me.
    Vh1 sucks for editing the fight out. People aren’t tuning in for the lunch scenes.
    Great recap!

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Loved the photos and the captions! Pissed that they cheated us out of the Jackie smackdown. Don’t they realize we’ve been waiting three seasons for it? Draya dressed as Jackie – amazeballs!!

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