Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By The WORST Editing Job Ever

 White men can’t jump. But black men can.

Sister Spice and Scary Sister Spice are both at the party too, but they don’t do or say much throughout the event.

Scary Sister Spice and Gangsta Spice are meeting up at a park because Scary Sister Spice wants to clear the air with Gangsta Spice. Scary Sister Spice goes in for a hug, but Gangsta Spice says no thank you, she’d rather “dap it out”, but Scary Sister Spice doesn’t want to dap it out and offers a high five. Sadly, Gangsta Spice doesn’t do high fives, so they finally settle on bumping butts. (I want those minutes of the life back.)

Just a gal throwin’ shade in the park. 

Most awkward greeting ever. 

Gangsta Spice is wearing a pink bandana in her hair, but she’s wearing it as a bow tie in her interviews. She interviews that where she’s from if you invite someone to the park it’s because you “straight up wanna fight”.  I remember “the park” being a place where people fought in middle and high school…

Put that bandana back in your hair, idiot. 

They park themselves near what appears to be a lion’s den and I start hoping that someone will get mauled. Gangsta Spice explains that she thinks Scary Sister Spice is fake and rude to Old Spice. Scary Sister Spice says that Old Spice is a class clown and they have no relationship. Gangsta Spice says Scary Sister Spice is a bully. Gangsta Spice tells Scary Sister Spice to chill, but Scary Sister Spice says that Gangsta Spice needs to chill. Gangsta Spice says that Scary Sister Spice eggs Old Spice on and Scary Sister Spice she does it because she thinks it’s funny. Gangsta Spice wants to know why Scary Sister Spice calls Old Spice “kangaroo”. (We will find out later.)

 So, I brought you to this lion’s den so we could chat. Here, hold this steak for me.

Gangsta Spice says they’re done and walks away. Scary Sister Spice follows her and says it doesn’t have to be like that because Gangsta Spice doesn’t really know Old Spice yet.

 I’m so pissed the lion didn’t show up.

Homewrecker Spice, Wimpy Spice and Gangsta Spice meet at some bar to talk about everyone else. Gangsta Spice talks about her meeting with Scary Sister Spice at the park and Wimpy Spice gets all upset because no one told her. Wimpy Spice says that meeting someone at the park means you wanna “catch a fade”. Mostly she was just pissed because no one invited her. Homewrecker Spice says that Scary Sister Spice won’t fk with Wimpy Spice because she knows that Gangsta Spice will catch a fade with her. Homewrecker Spice is getting trashed.