Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By The WORST Editing Job Ever

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Friday, November 2, 2012 | 7:00 am | 4 Comments
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 A sleeping party? Without me? Now THAT’S a great idea.

Sister Spice and Scary Sister Spice used to be bartenders so they are throwing a “mixology” class for all the ladies. Scary Sister Spice says that it’ll be fun because “alcohol makes you mellow”. Really? I think it makes the ladies rather violent… but what do I know? Old Spice is the first to arrive in a trench coat and pink, knee hi boots. She looks ridiculous and her hair is going downhill.

 A horse walks into a bar…

 And the bartender says “Why the long face?”

Gangsta Spice shows up next, and then Opportunistic Spice. Opportunistic Spice is dressed in sweats and wants a shot of Patron. She’s ready to have a good time, but she first wants to chat it out with Wimpy Spice because she still feels that the phone call was disrespectful and that Wimpy Spice hasn’t really given her a good answer. (She hasn’t.)

Wimpy Spice walks in wearing a tank top and short shorts. She has her hair up in a bun and I think she looks stunning. Probably the prettiest I’ve ever seen her. Granted I still have no respect for her and her wimpiness… but she looks great. Opportunistic Spice tries to pull her aside, but Wimpy Spice wants nothing to do with it. Finally they start talking and Gangsta Spice stands there ready to pounce on Opportunistic Spice if she upsets Wimpy Spice. The argument ends before it begins and they hug. Personally I think Wimpy Spice got off easy. At one point Sister Spice interviews that she doesn’t know what’s going on, but that’s par for the course because Sister Spice isn’t really even in the show anymore.

“Trust No Btch” 

 I’m not a btch.

 I am. But I did put the bandana back in my hair.

Off to the side, Old Spice starts clapping (because she wasn’t the center of attention) and says that “fakin’ is some bullsht”. She interviews in donkey hair.

“Fakin’ is bullsht”. Unless you’re talking about hair or nails. 

 I’m not wearing horse hair… This is 100% donkey.

Next we see Homewrecker Spice walk in with a cheetah ipad, crinkly wet hair, nails, and a water bottle… She’s pretending to be Old Spice and it’s funny as hell.  Old Spice pretends like she’s not losing it, but she goes to the bathroom and strips down to her “Draya look”.  Homewrecker Spice says the water bottle that Old Spice always carries is filled with alcohol, which makes sense because I’ve noticed she ALWAYS has a bottle with her.

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Madelyne27

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    kdognatl
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 9:36 am

    That was BS not getting to see that fight. My cousin called me and we were cracking up talking about how we kept rewinding thinking we missed something. I hope Brooke gave it to her. Jackie just needs to sit her ass down. Over the whole cast, well except Brooke and Bambi, I actually like Bambi.

    I think Doug wanted nothing to do with that session because he knows he can’t lie in front of their daughters. I bet those girls call and bitch to him often and he probably says, you know your mom, she’s crazy but she loves you. I know because I vent to my dad when my mom pisses me off and he keeps that between us. Doug knows she’s crazy, but for some reason, their relationship works for him.

    I personally don’t think Bambi likes Jackie THAT much. I think it bugs the crap out of her that Laura talks all this smack about her, but is mostly buddy buddy to her face. I have coworkers like that and it drives me nuts. Sorry I can’t trust you when you tehe-ing with girl in the cube behind me, but as soon as she steps to the bathroom, you running to my cube to talk smack. Nah, I’ll pass.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 10:00 am

    I agree with your assessment Kdog. In Bambi’s eyes if you are buddy buddy to Jackie’s face and talk trash behind her back why wouldn’t you do it with me?!?!?!

  3. 3
    Beachgal
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    I am having trouble keeping track of the spices. Lol But they all act a fool so they are pretty interchangeable to me.
    Vh1 sucks for editing the fight out. People aren’t tuning in for the lunch scenes.
    Great recap!

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Loved the photos and the captions! Pissed that they cheated us out of the Jackie smackdown. Don’t they realize we’ve been waiting three seasons for it? Draya dressed as Jackie – amazeballs!!

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