A sleeping party? Without me? Now THAT’S a great idea.
Sister Spice and Scary Sister Spice used to be bartenders so they are throwing a “mixology” class for all the ladies. Scary Sister Spice says that it’ll be fun because “alcohol makes you mellow”. Really? I think it makes the ladies rather violent… but what do I know? Old Spice is the first to arrive in a trench coat and pink, knee hi boots. She looks ridiculous and her hair is going downhill.
A horse walks into a bar…
And the bartender says “Why the long face?”
Gangsta Spice shows up next, and then Opportunistic Spice. Opportunistic Spice is dressed in sweats and wants a shot of Patron. She’s ready to have a good time, but she first wants to chat it out with Wimpy Spice because she still feels that the phone call was disrespectful and that Wimpy Spice hasn’t really given her a good answer. (She hasn’t.)
Wimpy Spice walks in wearing a tank top and short shorts. She has her hair up in a bun and I think she looks stunning. Probably the prettiest I’ve ever seen her. Granted I still have no respect for her and her wimpiness… but she looks great. Opportunistic Spice tries to pull her aside, but Wimpy Spice wants nothing to do with it. Finally they start talking and Gangsta Spice stands there ready to pounce on Opportunistic Spice if she upsets Wimpy Spice. The argument ends before it begins and they hug. Personally I think Wimpy Spice got off easy. At one point Sister Spice interviews that she doesn’t know what’s going on, but that’s par for the course because Sister Spice isn’t really even in the show anymore.
“Trust No Btch”
I’m not a btch.
I am. But I did put the bandana back in my hair.
Off to the side, Old Spice starts clapping (because she wasn’t the center of attention) and says that “fakin’ is some bullsht”. She interviews in donkey hair.
“Fakin’ is bullsht”. Unless you’re talking about hair or nails.
I’m not wearing horse hair… This is 100% donkey.
Next we see Homewrecker Spice walk in with a cheetah ipad, crinkly wet hair, nails, and a water bottle… She’s pretending to be Old Spice and it’s funny as hell. Old Spice pretends like she’s not losing it, but she goes to the bathroom and strips down to her “Draya look”. Homewrecker Spice says the water bottle that Old Spice always carries is filled with alcohol, which makes sense because I’ve noticed she ALWAYS has a bottle with her.