Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By The WORST Editing Job Ever

Recaps

By Madelyne27 | Friday, November 2, 2012 | 7:00 am | 4 Comments
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 Thanks for clipping that scene for me, VH-1.

 Hey Jackie, your hair doesn’t look fake at all.

 Yeah, because that’s how natural hair tangles.

 Not a hair out of place… I’m voting she won.

I read a bunch of the ladies tweets during the episode and both sides claim they won the fight. I did hear that Old Spice had to be checked on by paramedics, and personally I would have had my money on Opportunistic Spice. Especially since she was the one escorted out… They usually don’t make the losers leave.

Technically the fight was about Homewrecker Spice, but she did nothing to help anyone as far as I can see. Someone steps on Opportunistic Spice’s “Trust No Bitch” necklace.

 Who’s foot is this? Jackie had on pink boots.

 Fake nail, fake gold… ah, the life of a jump-off.

Closing up the episode, Old Spice and Doug are in Seattle and Old Spice goes to visit her mother’s grave. I’d love to pretend like it was emotional or real, or that I got to see the “real Jackie”… but it was so contrived that it pissed me off. Old Spice was in a letterman’s jacket leaning over the grave telling her mom a bunch of lies about how her daughter’s don’t understand her and how they are at fault and that she and the girls are trying to make a stronger bond. She mentions to her mother that the girls haven’t apologized yet. Who lies to a dead person? What’s the point? Old Spice, you are a lunatic. Her mother is probably listening to Old Spice thinking, “wow, I raised a fking nutjob.”

 Jackie is showing her mom how to Tebow.

And finally, it’s time for Old Spice to see her daughters, Chani and Ta’kari. In true nutjob form, she has invited a therapist to join them for their first meeting in almost a year. Before the girls arrive, Old Spice explains that the issue with the girls is that they don’t see Old Spice as a mother, but more as a sister. I’m praying the therapist sees right through this and understands that the daughters see their mother as a lunatic and not a parent. Doug, wisely, makes his escape to go hang with “the Dougmiester”.

 Nice bangs.        Nice beard.

So, your daughters think of you as a stalker? I mean, sister? 

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4 Comments

  1. 1
    kdognatl
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 9:36 am

    That was BS not getting to see that fight. My cousin called me and we were cracking up talking about how we kept rewinding thinking we missed something. I hope Brooke gave it to her. Jackie just needs to sit her ass down. Over the whole cast, well except Brooke and Bambi, I actually like Bambi.

    I think Doug wanted nothing to do with that session because he knows he can’t lie in front of their daughters. I bet those girls call and bitch to him often and he probably says, you know your mom, she’s crazy but she loves you. I know because I vent to my dad when my mom pisses me off and he keeps that between us. Doug knows she’s crazy, but for some reason, their relationship works for him.

    I personally don’t think Bambi likes Jackie THAT much. I think it bugs the crap out of her that Laura talks all this smack about her, but is mostly buddy buddy to her face. I have coworkers like that and it drives me nuts. Sorry I can’t trust you when you tehe-ing with girl in the cube behind me, but as soon as she steps to the bathroom, you running to my cube to talk smack. Nah, I’ll pass.

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 10:00 am

    I agree with your assessment Kdog. In Bambi’s eyes if you are buddy buddy to Jackie’s face and talk trash behind her back why wouldn’t you do it with me?!?!?!

  3. 3
    Beachgal
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 12:04 pm

    I am having trouble keeping track of the spices. Lol But they all act a fool so they are pretty interchangeable to me.
    Vh1 sucks for editing the fight out. People aren’t tuning in for the lunch scenes.
    Great recap!

  4. 4
    featherhead
    Posted November 2, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Loved the photos and the captions! Pissed that they cheated us out of the Jackie smackdown. Don’t they realize we’ve been waiting three seasons for it? Draya dressed as Jackie – amazeballs!!

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