Basketball Wives LA Season Finale and Reunion, Part 1

Did I do that? 

 Does Laura have a bald spot?

It sounds so interesting, but it’s all so ridiculous. Team 1 leave the bus and Team 2 go to do their own thing. As Gloria exits the bus she says to Bambi “You can ________ those gums”. I couldn’t hear her, but I love how she always brings up Bambi’s gums.

Team 2 is still fired up on the street hollering about Team 1. Team 1 looks a little classier, but only because they are dressed appropriately.

 Team 2, lookin all blue… (I can freestyle rap.)

Malaysia doesn’t want everyone to leave on a bad note, so she plans a nice dinner. I don’t know WTF Draya is wearing, but they all sit down and Malaysia says that she brought them together to hash out what’s on their minds and move on with everything.

 Great outfit choice Draya. Is that a Mint Swim top?

First up is Draya and Brooke. They discuss the King shoot and what all has gone down. Brooke gets pissed off really quickly and that friendship ends.

I’m gonna be on the cover of Prince. 

Next up is Bambi and Gloria and the fact that Bambi wanted to smack her and Gloria keeps it together… she doesn’t care if Bambi is from “Compton or Vietnam”. Um, okay… that made no sense. But anyway, they still hate each other. Two for two, Malaysia.

 They named Wrigley Field after me.

Finally, Jackie goes into her beef with Laura and she is sobbing. She has Draya and Malaysia crying. The Govans, Brooke, and Bambi are just staring at her. Jackie keeps on and on about that she knows she fked up, but she is in a new place. She just keeps crying and talking about her kids are her world…. Blah, blah, blah… I feel nothing. Laura isn’t crying and this upsets Draya. Jackie goes into how she blew a lot of Doug’s money and that she has to make it back. She’s right or die with him. Oy vey. Bambi interviews that things are forever broken. 

 Jackie is so real…

 …real whacky.

Here we go!!!

And now, Reunion, Part 1… starring John Salley. The ladies, on the most part, look ridiculous. In order of ugly, my list goes Bambi, Jackie, Draya, Laura, Brooke, Gloria and Malaysia. Let me know if you agree.