Basketball Wives LA Season Finale and Reunion, Part 1

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Ugh, yes… Wimpy Spice is #1. 

First order of business, why did Malaysia bring Jackie back? Answer, the producers told her to do it.

Next, Jackie and Laura… they still hate each other. I have Twitter, I know this. They fight. Jackie’s boob almost fell out. They screamed about buying stuff and that Jackie is gross. Next?

Watch it… we’re about to have a wardrobe malfunction… and I have a weak stomach.

Brooke and Bambi agree that the guy was trying to play them both. Bambi says that Santa Claus is black.

Bambi and Laura get into the “rookie” comment again.

Brooke and Draya discuss the King shoot. Draya almost apologizes but then takes it back.

John makes Jackie and Bambi have a rap-off. It’s so awful, but John’s facial expressions made it tolerable. Again, I can’t explain how awful it was.

The ladies discuss that they are mad that Gloria didn’t invite them to the wedding. Bambi said that she knows rap stars that have hooked up with Gloria. Gloria has nothing to say, except that she’s happily married.

Oh boy, do I need to call my agent. 

I’m totally texting my agent. 

 Hey, how does he wear sunglasses? He has no upper ear.

John has the ladies play a game where they hold up names of who they each think it the most honest and who is the least honest. It appears that none of them can read because it takes so long and they quickly go into “next week on Reunion, Part 2)… I pretend they are playing a game and are supposed to hold up their names.

 Hold up signs with your name. Nope, all wrong.

 Your turn… hold up signs with your names… again, all wrong. And Malaysia, that’s not even a name.

There was nothing exciting on the reunion… no big reveals… just a bunch of women talking about the same things… I will take full criticism for my recap being so boring…

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