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BB14 NEW CAST Sneek Peek!
Watercooler
Thursday, July 5, 2012
1:14 pm
18 Comments
Tagged: big brother14, cbs, julie chen
Alright kids, here’s a first look at this season’s cast for Big Brother 14. Some of these pictures are kind of sketchy, but others are drop-dead gorgeous! Let’s take a look…..
Just for you Itchy! This is Kara Monaco, Kelly Monaco’s sister (Samantha from General Hospital). She’s also 2006 Playmate of the Year.
Willie Hantz…yes I said HANTZ, as in Survivor’s notorious Russell Hantz’s brother.
Wil Heuser is an oddball proclaiming to be a marketing consultant, but this picture is going around of him, like he was a contestant on American Idol. When I looked into it, he WAS a contestant in 2009, but he was also an extra for one episode of a Rosie O’Donnell-produced sketch comedy called The Big Gay Sketch Show. He also claims to have his own little web show called “The Wil Show”.
Now the rest of these pictures are from the newest Big Brother 14 Promo commercial airing on CBS right now. It only gives first names and occupations. We are left to our imaginations on these ones.
Mobile Spray Tanner? What does that even mean? She’s like the window washers on the streets that ask to wash your windows at red lights, only she’s giving out spray tans?
Not another BB Danielle! This one’s a nurse. She can give out advice on drippy dicks and the clap at least. She also looks like bikini eye-candy for the guys. Definitely a crier.
Me: “Dude, what happened to your job at the car wash?” Frank: “Fuck man, that job sucked. I vacuumed some old dude’s car out and he had a jar on the dashboard with dirt in it and I cleaned it out. Turns out, it was his dead dog, dude.”
The tattoo lady. Jenn looks like a Jersey girl, so she’s a BB mixed breed, part Enzo, part Lydia. If she’s part Lydia, then I know what instrument she plays.
OH Big Brother! Here she is…. our token fat and sassy black Diva! And she’s a waitress too, how stereo-typical of you! I hope she cooks us up a lot of fried chicken while getting all up in it.
The one we love to hate? I think so, don’t you? She’s definitely more eye candy and I see her out in the back yard all naked with Kara the playmate. The two of them are going to get lots of attention. I bet the Tattoo Lady and our African Queen will do some damage to the two of them. I could be wrong.
This better NOT be all the eye-candy they have for us women, because this dude looks pathetic. Frank’s not lookin’ too bad next to Shane here! Is he pledging allegiance to the flag or is he swearing NOT to form an alliance with that HANTZ dude?
The good news is that Rachel is such a douche that that they are in the process of replacing her as a mentor. This is according to Evel Dick, who posted a video verifying rumors about the mentors and his participation at RTV Zone this season. Yes, he will be there, but you will have to subscribe to the site this year. Julie Chen just announced a full list of houseguests, and me and the recappers are putting together a full article now. In the meantime…
Here’s the latest CBS PROMO with the new houseguests:
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My guess is that Shane is this year’s token gay guy, following in the swishy footsteps of Bunky, Marcellus, Will Wikle, Beau, Steven Daigle, etc.
I think this season’s Will is going to be first out, mainly because he’s probably not there to play the game and he only wants to promote his brand. So, he’s going to be a huge asshole to get attention. How much you want to bet he has T-shirts with his website on it?
And, in terms of the Hantz name, is there a huge amount of cross-over between BB and Survivor? I mean, yes, the gasmii know who Russell is because he was on Survivor three or four times and had that A&E show with Sean, but this brother is twice removed from Russell in terms of the reality TV landscape. I bet the majority of the cast will either not know, and not put it together because they don’t look that bright.
Since they’re not casting based on looks, I’m wondering what are the twists they have in store, other than the mentor thing.
Wait… no VIP cocktail waitresses? This can’t be right!
LoL @ nestofvipers
Believe me, either we haven’t met her yet or someone is lying.
I detected a distinct Jersey accent in the one guy at the end of the promo, so at least they’ve got that part covered. Whew!
And it’s Wil, with one L. Like Jef with one F. I like Wil so far, mostly because he seems to be channeling Divine’s voice. Now, if he starts eating dog turds, we’ll know for certain.
As for the rest… All this product placement by that breast implant company is starting to get obnoxious. It’s like they want to be Apple or something.
I vote Frank for best hair.
uh, the guys are more attractive on/in The Glass House.
P.S. I think the Hantz family has some dirt on the head of CBS. It must be blackmail.
In other examples of photoshop gone bad, Kara Monaco’s left nipple is missing.
///forums????? waiting for the promise.
@ Giff – I thought we had a promise. God! That’s scary – I don’t know if I could make it through the summer without just a little of your porn.
Giff turned slowly, hearing Mimo whisper under her breath… the promise. It is always about the promise in the end. Leaving wasn’t the first option, not even the second, but they were getting desperate. Slowly they backed into the corner, just out of camera reach. So they thought. Just as they were about to…. Flippit came into the room. “I have what you want” he said quickly, “I know you have been wondering what I have been waiting for…” As he smiled shyly he began to explain, “I have been getting it ready, polishing it and smoothing the edges…. I think it is ready and I hope you like it”. As he drew them back to the center of the room he began to unzip the package…….. the promise.
Don’t polish it too much; I like it a little edgy and a lot dirty!!! Fifty Shades of Giff! Doesn’t get much better than that! I’m all tingly and anticipatory!!!!
Did anybody listen to/watch the interview with Ms Mobile Spray tan? She’s a wacka-doodle! Snow White alliance???? I missed the memo, but it appears the 7 dwarfs die in her version.
Oh Lawd!!! Another Hantz to make me hate myself for wanting him!!! What am I to do!?
I am looking so forward to watching this with ya all! Wil should try drag, he’s real perty close up, didn’t get he was gay (ish, anyway) from just the stills, but reading the description and watching his intro, I’m really hoping he’s a blast!
And yes, pity my soul, I already watched the interview with (would he be Hantz 4) . . . seems to suffer from the same delusions the rest of them do . . .. what is it with that family! I think CBS knows hate is a strong attractor, maybe even more than lust. I am guilty of both, but if he’s overly smooth like the pin up pic with the flesh nipple . . I could be safe!
We’ll be seeing soon . . . dun dun dun . . .
Oh, and I have been away for a while, and my email is no longer valid on my ID-last time I tried to change that I got all messed up . . . any advice dear Chooch-I don’t wanna miss the pahty!
Judd honey, I wouldn’t worry about your e-mail until we get the new forums in place. I remember last year, when we remodeled the site & connected with Facebook, there was a lot of trouble signing in. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen this season. *crosses fingers*
As for this cast of mostly girls with boobs…. I just think it’s really odd that there are only 12 houseguests this year. The 4 mentors make 16, but they are not playing Big Brother (so they say). It just doesn’t work out when it comes to the weeks and evictions. The game will be over way too soon. I’m not liking this at all. Also, we still have a “mentor” room to see and there has to be a “have-not” room.
Does anyone else think like me…. not enough people to play the game?
Yes, Chooch, that’s why I’m still signing in on the old one. I won’t worry about it for now.
; )
I can’t believe the mentors won’t be part of the game . . . maybe just not the first couple weeks.
IT’S TONIGHT!!!!! I can’t wait!
is there going to be a Twitter conversation or chat room or something for tonight?!
Its funny reading this now, because you’re all fucking wrong, and who would think Shane is gay and NOT wil?! Lol Dan is going to win this.
Could you be more racist? Jodi’s the fat, sassy black diva who you hope fries up a lot of chicken while cooking up drama? You’re pathetic.