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Alright kids, here’s a first look at this season’s cast for Big Brother 14. Some of these pictures are kind of sketchy, but others are drop-dead gorgeous! Let’s take a look…..
Wil Heuser is an oddball proclaiming to be a marketing consultant, but this picture is going around of him, like he was a contestant on American Idol. When I looked into it, he WAS a contestant in 2009, but he was also an extra for one episode of a Rosie O’Donnell-produced sketch comedy called The Big Gay Sketch Show. He also claims to have his own little web show called “The Wil Show”.
Now the rest of these pictures are from the newest Big Brother 14 Promo commercial airing on CBS right now. It only gives first names and occupations. We are left to our imaginations on these ones.
Me: “Dude, what happened to your job at the car wash?” Frank: “Fuck man, that job sucked. I vacuumed some old dude’s car out and he had a jar on the dashboard with dirt in it and I cleaned it out. Turns out, it was his dead dog, dude.”
The one we love to hate? I think so, don’t you? She’s definitely more eye candy and I see her out in the back yard all naked with Kara the playmate. The two of them are going to get lots of attention. I bet the Tattoo Lady and our African Queen will do some damage to the two of them. I could be wrong.
This better NOT be all the eye-candy they have for us women, because this dude looks pathetic. Frank’s not lookin’ too bad next to Shane here! Is he pledging allegiance to the flag or is he swearing NOT to form an alliance with that HANTZ dude?
The good news is that Rachel is such a douche that that they are in the process of replacing her as a mentor. This is according to Evel Dick, who posted a video verifying rumors about the mentors and his participation at RTV Zone this season. Yes, he will be there, but you will have to subscribe to the site this year. Julie Chen just announced a full list of houseguests, and me and the recappers are putting together a full article now. In the meantime…
Here’s the latest CBS PROMO with the new houseguests:
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