BB14 NEW CAST Sneek Peek!

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By Chooch | | 1:14 pm | 18 Comments

 

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I'm a retired barwhore, who owned a drinking establishment for 20+ years. I've seen it all & done alot of it myself. I AM TV Patrol! I keep you all informed on new shows, specials, cancellations & the Nielson Ratings. I also contribute to "About Last Night". Award shows & the red carpet fashions in "Fashiongasm" are also on my agenda. I'm an expert in television viewing & I'm not afraid to voice my opinion about what sucks or doesn't suck on TV. Oh... and I'm always right.

18 Comments

  1. 1
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    My guess is that Shane is this year’s token gay guy, following in the swishy footsteps of Bunky, Marcellus, Will Wikle, Beau, Steven Daigle, etc.

    I think this season’s Will is going to be first out, mainly because he’s probably not there to play the game and he only wants to promote his brand. So, he’s going to be a huge asshole to get attention. How much you want to bet he has T-shirts with his website on it?

    And, in terms of the Hantz name, is there a huge amount of cross-over between BB and Survivor? I mean, yes, the gasmii know who Russell is because he was on Survivor three or four times and had that A&E show with Sean, but this brother is twice removed from Russell in terms of the reality TV landscape. I bet the majority of the cast will either not know, and not put it together because they don’t look that bright.

    Since they’re not casting based on looks, I’m wondering what are the twists they have in store, other than the mentor thing.

  2. 2
    nestofvipers nestofvipers
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Wait… no VIP cocktail waitresses? This can’t be right!

  3. 3
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    LoL @ nestofvipers

    Believe me, either we haven’t met her yet or someone is lying.

  4. 4
    itchy itchy
    Posted July 5, 2012 at 11:44 pm

    I detected a distinct Jersey accent in the one guy at the end of the promo, so at least they’ve got that part covered. Whew!

    And it’s Wil, with one L. Like Jef with one F. I like Wil so far, mostly because he seems to be channeling Divine’s voice. Now, if he starts eating dog turds, we’ll know for certain.

    As for the rest… All this product placement by that breast implant company is starting to get obnoxious. It’s like they want to be Apple or something.

  5. 5
    zerocool
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 8:07 am

    I vote Frank for best hair.

  6. 6
    Mister_Dangerous
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 8:50 am

    uh, the guys are more attractive on/in The Glass House.

    P.S. I think the Hantz family has some dirt on the head of CBS. It must be blackmail.

  7. 7
    TVgasm Addict
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 9:06 am

    In other examples of photoshop gone bad, Kara Monaco’s left nipple is missing.

  8. 8
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 9:58 am

    ///forums????? waiting for the promise.

  9. 9
    Mimo
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 10:06 am

    @ Giff – I thought we had a promise. God! That’s scary – I don’t know if I could make it through the summer without just a little of your porn.

  10. 10
    giffordsaz
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Giff turned slowly, hearing Mimo whisper under her breath… the promise. It is always about the promise in the end. Leaving wasn’t the first option, not even the second, but they were getting desperate. Slowly they backed into the corner, just out of camera reach. So they thought. Just as they were about to…. Flippit came into the room. “I have what you want” he said quickly, “I know you have been wondering what I have been waiting for…” As he smiled shyly he began to explain, “I have been getting it ready, polishing it and smoothing the edges…. I think it is ready and I hope you like it”. As he drew them back to the center of the room he began to unzip the package…….. the promise.

  11. 11
    Shannyt Shannyt
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 11:54 am

    Don’t polish it too much; I like it a little edgy and a lot dirty!!! Fifty Shades of Giff! Doesn’t get much better than that! I’m all tingly and anticipatory!!!!

  12. 12
    Shannyt Shannyt
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 11:57 am

    Did anybody listen to/watch the interview with Ms Mobile Spray tan? She’s a wacka-doodle! Snow White alliance???? I missed the memo, but it appears the 7 dwarfs die in her version.

  13. 13
    juddfan
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    Oh Lawd!!! Another Hantz to make me hate myself for wanting him!!! What am I to do!?

    I am looking so forward to watching this with ya all! Wil should try drag, he’s real perty close up, didn’t get he was gay (ish, anyway) from just the stills, but reading the description and watching his intro, I’m really hoping he’s a blast!

    And yes, pity my soul, I already watched the interview with (would he be Hantz 4) . . . seems to suffer from the same delusions the rest of them do . . .. what is it with that family! I think CBS knows hate is a strong attractor, maybe even more than lust. I am guilty of both, but if he’s overly smooth like the pin up pic with the flesh nipple . . I could be safe!

    We’ll be seeing soon . . . dun dun dun . . .

    Oh, and I have been away for a while, and my email is no longer valid on my ID-last time I tried to change that I got all messed up . . . any advice dear Chooch-I don’t wanna miss the pahty!

  14. 14
    chooch850
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    Judd honey, I wouldn’t worry about your e-mail until we get the new forums in place. I remember last year, when we remodeled the site & connected with Facebook, there was a lot of trouble signing in. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen this season. *crosses fingers*

    As for this cast of mostly girls with boobs…. I just think it’s really odd that there are only 12 houseguests this year. The 4 mentors make 16, but they are not playing Big Brother (so they say). It just doesn’t work out when it comes to the weeks and evictions. The game will be over way too soon. I’m not liking this at all. Also, we still have a “mentor” room to see and there has to be a “have-not” room.

    Does anyone else think like me…. not enough people to play the game?

  15. 15
    juddfan
    Posted July 9, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Yes, Chooch, that’s why I’m still signing in on the old one. I won’t worry about it for now.

    ; )

    I can’t believe the mentors won’t be part of the game . . . maybe just not the first couple weeks.

  16. 16
    spike22
    Posted July 12, 2012 at 8:31 am

    IT’S TONIGHT!!!!! I can’t wait!
    is there going to be a Twitter conversation or chat room or something for tonight?!

  17. 17
    Chris
    Posted August 9, 2012 at 11:52 pm

    Its funny reading this now, because you’re all fucking wrong, and who would think Shane is gay and NOT wil?! Lol Dan is going to win this.

  18. 18
    Lia
    Posted August 13, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Could you be more racist? Jodi’s the fat, sassy black diva who you hope fries up a lot of chicken while cooking up drama? You’re pathetic.

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