On the last episode of Best Ink, the artists were challenged to create animal prints on white fuck me boots. Charlie won with her ocelot print and received the advantage of selecting her skin first. The Ink Challenge was to commemorate a skin’s pet and the pets were in the building. London got stuck with a pink fanatic but it was Jon who ended up winning the challenge. Nicky was sent home after failing to deliver once again and Alexis cried.
Y So Sad?
We open this episode with more of Alexis’ crying because Nicky was sent home. Do you think they were fucking or something because she is REALLY emotional when it comes to him and it is very strange. I get that people bond quickly but this is just too much. She interviews that even though he only worked for 3 years he will always have a job in her shop any day and that he is a great artist. Obviously she was fucking him because his work is the worst. I think they really did pick a bunch of amateurs for this competition and Roman and Kyle caught on and couldn’t fake it anymore. They probably knew the producers were aiming for London to win anyway…that’s the way it’s playing out.
Does London hate sleeves?
The artists walk into a recording studio for the next Flash Challenge and Alexis says she hopes they don’t have to write music. Charlie interviews that she really wants to win because then she can pay off her school loans and get a new car so that she doesn’t have to drive her husband to work at 4:30 every morning. She says to the base and I wonder why she doesn’t have base housing which would make that situation a lot easier. The Flash Challenge is actually to create an album cover for Porcelain Black…except no one knows who she is hahahahaha! I think people got confused because she kind of looks like a more affordable version of the Sabina Kelly Sex Robot.
Seriously why is Porcelain so smug?
No one even knows who you are.
Porcelain says that her new album will be called Mannequin Factory and she wants to incorporate being a trainwreck, having fun, whips and chains and stripper couture. Charlie says her first thought is a high paid escort and Jon says that you can’t call what a stripper wears as couture. Each artist is provided with a blank album cover and record and given 90 minutes to decorate them according to Porcelain’s liking. The winner will receive 1 extra hour in the Ink Challenge as their advantage. Sabina hasn’t spoken two words yet…I think her voice box is either broken or she’s over this shit too.
I didn’t think she could get more annoying but she did.
London gets to work on a piece that looks like mannequins are thrown about. Jon thought that Porcelain’s red lips stood out so he focuses on that…on the actual record and not the album cover. Alexis took immediately to pink and black and throws in a bondage mask because it reminds her of whips and chains. When Jessica left she passed on her spirit to Charlie because she has emerged as Jessica Junior which is what she will be referred to from now on. Jessica Junior is sitting at her station humming circus music while throwing random things on the floor and talking to herself. London notes that Charlie was on their side when Jessica was being annoying but now she’s taken over that role. Alexis feels like Charlie is her competition but that she is the better artist and just needs to get over Charlie.
Create Porcelain Black’s Album cover