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We’re back to Heifer, Kyri (my heart is old, it holds my memories) and PBJ in a marathon photo shoot involving, apparently, every article of clothing any of them own. Amanda is running to and fro assisting, until at last the photog says it’s a wrap.
Later, Kristin is checking in with Cindy to see how Scott is doing. Cindy says how great he is, and then says she’s having her family photographed, and wants both Scott and Kristin in the picture. I assume that’s so when things go south, she can gleefully cut out their faces. Or is that just me?
Finally, we’re at the Heif/Amanda/Justin/Lindsay dinner, at Crustacean. Heif seems delighted to see Justin. There’s there’s some banter in which she disses him, but I think that’s her idea of showing affection. That and expressing milk. Lindsay mentions Justin did her blowout, and Heif is dismayed that she didn’t know he could do that. You were too busy ordering him around and belittling him, honey. Heif (by this point, pretty wasted) is giving a party and invites Lindsay and Justin – but Justin will be working. He tells her he’ll only go as a guest. Good for you!
We return briefly to more of Lucy being a toddler and trying to bite Drunky. Kristin says if that happens call the parents. I say if that happens, call the cops. Let’s see how the little monsters like juvie! or wherever it is they lock up problem kids. And if they don’t lock up kids, then throw the parents in the hoosegow. You’d be arrested if your dog bit someone, why not your kid? We’d see better parenting then!
We’re back at Crustacean. Justin and Amanda share a tete-a-tete in which he tells her to say “no” more, and she says that’s not her style. Meanwhile, Heif is sharing to Lindsay how much she likes Amanda. Back at the table, Heif (who is still nursing, so what’s up with all the booze she’s guzzling?) proclaims she emits “magic milk, baby”. Isn’t that what Michael Jackson gave kids?
And finally, we get to the best part of the ep. Kristin arrives at Amber’s to give her a piece – perhaps the only piece? – of her mind. Kristin shares she’s sick and tired of Amber trashing her reputation, she wasn’t hung over, Amber has to stop the lies. Well get an injunction against everyone who’s ever seen the show, honey. Cause a) she’s not; b) you were; and c) no need cause it’s the truth.