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Howdy, Gasmii! Let’s get right to our exciting episode!
We open with Amber “still speechless” (well, not really or you would shut up) about Ari’s attempt to help her, and saying because she needs a job, she’s going to “have to stick this bad boy out”. Amber is bringing clothes to Ari’s. She’s been invited to a party for Barry. It’s not clear if she’s going as a guest or as the nanny, although later it appears as a guest. Ari shares that Amber has an overbearing, dominant and controlling personality, which Ari is trying to get used to. Or you could just fire her.
OMG are all her clothes from a 1970s thrift shop?
Ari’s already picked out a dress for herself, and says Amber’s red cocktail dress is “a little over the top”. Amber, still looking like a 70s refugee, says the red dress is the nicest dress she has. I don’t doubt that, having seen most of the rest of Amber’s wardrobe.
Over to Cindy’s house, where as every day she’s getting her makeup done. Kristin says she “knows nothing” about makeup. Perhaps that explains the lack of concealer. Kristin goes on to say she doesn’t bother with makeup because she “has no date to look hot for”. Makeup isn’t for dates. It’s to spare the rest of the world from your hideous un-made-up face! Do us a public service and slap on some foundation already!
Cindy asks Kristin what she’s looking for in a guy, and Kristin says over 6 foot, dark hair and blue eyes. Not a word about character or personality. Superficial, that’s our Kristin. Cindy says she’ll find Kristin a man, and then lets Kristin get her makeup done.
Over at Madame Chocolat, Justin and Amanda are meeting. Amanda says she has a gift from Heifer. Justin says it’s probably an ice cream he loves that can only be found in Heif’s neighborhood. Um, no honey, it would be melted. It is, of course, that damned breast milk. Justin questions whether it’s a peace offering or Heif’s trying to poison him. Amanda reads Heifer’s note to Justin, which calls the milk the “liquid of the gods”. Anubis, maybe.
Fishes are icky.
Justin and Amanda discuss guys, or rather the lack of them in their respective lives. Justin has an idea to have Lindsey invite Heif over for a playdate. Why, I couldn’t tell you. I think he’s just curious to see how Heif behaves when he’s not working for her.
Back at Ari’s, uber-klassy Amber is chomping gum while showing her glitter shoes to Ari and claiming they’re designer, which Ari quickly debunks. Ari has Amber try on some of her dresses, commenting Amber has a “fuzzy back”. Oh, snap! Quelle surprise, the dress won’t zip because Ari is tiny and Amber, not so much. As Ari put it, she has more assets (up top) and Amber has more conversation (bottom).
What are you, a size 2? Fatty.