Beverly Hills Nannies Recap: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

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   MrsMiaWallace
   Posted August 30, 2012 at 11:28 pm

   Great recap!!! I have an guess as to your news and if I’m right I’m totally stoked!

   Man, I hate Kristen. Telling someone to tell someone to leave. Then shouting “GO GO GO” at someone who is (surprisingly) trying to make graceful exit while your “friends” are being mature and encouraging an adult response. That chick is a loony toon bitchface.

   Love Justin. Love Amanda. Even love Lucy at this point.

   Hate Kristen. And two-faced run-em-down-when-they’re-not-around Shayla.

   I am in total agreement with you on Drunky’s trial babysit. She is rough but she did a good job I thought and the criticisms were helicopter parenting at it’s finest. A little girl being independent and wanting to carry a plastic chair two feet does not necessitate a case of Band-Aids and a chorus of “you poor dear”. That stubborn little cuss will turn out OK if she can have a nanny like Drunky.

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   kthxbai
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 12:36 am

   Kristin got on TMZ!
   Former MTV VJ Brian McFayden is getting sued for being a shitty boyfriend. No, seriously: Kristin Lancione says McFayden “fraudulently represented to [her] that he planned on asking her to marry,” but since he was unemployed, maybe she could support him until he gets back on his feet? However! Kristin now suspects Brian “had no intention of finding a job, and wanted [her] cash flow so he could remain unemployed, stay at home all day, and play [her] PS3 videogame system on [her] 72-inch television while [she] was at work.” She wants $86K in damages, which includes compensation for the therapy she now needs.

   I wonder if she’ll sue Amber. For texting that Kristin was hung over. To all the people she was out drinking with the night before.

   Oh and be sure and watch this week’s Hotel Hell. Ari and Barry are on it!

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   jp
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 9:39 am

   Yeah drunky did totally fine at the trial! Kids like to sit around on stairs sometimes and these kids looked old enough to handle that. Some kids I know their favorite spot to read picture books is on the stairs. It is the kids who are just learning to do steps that need to be watched carefully on them. And the chair thing was just dumb. Tank top and shorts is way better for babysitting than a maxi dress. With tank top and shorts you can move around easily and not overheat.

   Recapper PennyDreadful, I love that you use some nice vocab words in your recaps. I like seeing words that I don’t see very often or have never seen before, it adds a learning experience to my pleasure reading!

   Has anyone else been following Ari on twitter? She called out Amber for a few things at the beginning of the season and now she is asking for people to send in their resumes to be her nanny.

   Excited for the big week next week, especially the reunion!

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   labowner
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 11:35 am

   I just love me some Justin and Lindsay. Do we know why he isn’t with Kyle anymore?

   Drunky is very lazy and obviously well taken care of by her parents thus her lack of work ethic. Mom and dad must be so proud to be watching her on display.

   Kristen – get a grip.

   Shayla, Amanda, Scott all seem like good folks. I wouldn’t want to be associated with Kristen after this.

   Can’t wait for a reunion. Do we know when this was filmed? Last year or this year?

   Cindy – usually cougars are better looking and in better shape. Scott can get anything that moves, male or female. You look pathetic although your kids are awesome. Does Kirsten no longer work for them?

   I can’t believe McBoobs has even grown on me.

   Lucy – just shut up.

   Tricia couldn’t find a new place for her business in a horrible economy?

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   My2Cents
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm

   Dressed unprofessional. Tank top and shorts, no more unprofessional than the tank top and pants Kristin wore for their interview.

   When Kristin showed up like that I was appalled. I don’t think she has to worry about Drunky or Amber ruining her reputation…

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   My2Cents
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 12:56 pm

   As for the TMZ report about Kristen’s lawsuit…it is shameful. Wow she should be embarrassed. Over and over she proves she cannot take responsibility for her own actions. But it’s good entertainment to watch such dillusional people. I laugh, I cringe, I scream ‘are you nuts???’ over and over, it’s awesome.

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   kthxbai
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 2:21 pm

   fraudulently represented that he planned on asking her to marry

   Is that the legal term for when people get asked about their dating situation. And say it’s going good and might get serious. But then later they break up?

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   labowner
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 2:46 pm

   Is that really true about Kristen? I guess you can try to sue for anything and see what sticks?

   Thanks My2Cents – I thought Kristen looked a little casual for an interview with a new family, but what do I know.

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   ChaCha
   Posted August 31, 2012 at 9:02 pm

   Kristen is as unprofessional as her friend, L’il Drunky. I’m not a fan of Amber either, but I have to say that even if she was trying to get under Kristen’s skin by showing up at the party, she sure acted a lot more grown up than Kristen. And as for Kristen’s getting someone else to kick out Amber, is she kidding me? She needs to pull up her big girl panties and stop trying to make everything everyone else’s fault. Justin, Amanda, Scott and Shayla should start their own Lady Sitting enterprise. (Only not Scott with Cindy!)

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    darlingclementine
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 11:09 am

    Justin is the breakout awesome person of this tv show. I don’t see how anyone would not like him!

    I can’t see Marshall being that friendly to either Lindsey or all those bouncy girls. I wonder if he ever plays with them or anything, its probably a good thing they have Justin to let loose with.

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    darlingclementine
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Also why the heck is Kristin so mad about Maggie getting a gift? Sheesh it was like something super tiny anyway.

    I feel bad for shawn… he didnt get any air time really all season until he has to do Kristin’s dirty work.

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    snowshoecat
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    PennyD, I love your recaps, and I can’t wait to find out what your next gig is.

    Watching these girls is like watching a very long SNL skit gone terribly, terribly wrong. Run Justin, run as far and as fast from Kristin and her fantasy business.

    Thanks Kthxy for the info on Krisitn’s lawsuit. It’s as ill-concieved as her enterprize.

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    Jesse
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 4:27 am

    I’m so hoping Justin throws out his planned Lady Sitter Club notion in Kristen’s face before the season comes to a close. To watch her fish-mouth as her head spins around will be the highlight of the series.

    How has the faded nightmare that is Cindy Margolis not been served with a sexual harassment lawsuit by now? Oh that’s right, no one on this show has the slightest idea of what professionalism and boundaries are.

    Truly amused by how Ari and Heifer are sniping back and forth at each other on Twitter. Heifer accused Ari of buy Twitter followers and Ari accused Heifer of being jealous. Guess they don’t know you can check that stuff now. Ari has a whopping 1% good rating with the other 99% showing as fake or inactive — apparently her popularity on Twitter is as genuine as everything else about the woman.