Big Ang Recap: Louie Louie

Hello Gasmi!  This week on Big Ang, we get to see a dog show and have a rockin’ house warming party.  But first, we are treated to a montage of Little Louie taking a piss on numerous things.  What a sweet dog.  For those of you that don’t remember Louie:

The one on the right

Big Ang is taking Louie to a stylist because Louie is going to be in a show!  First I thought, a talk show?, but then realized she meant a dog show.  Ang introduces Louie to the stylist and tells her that Louie is going to be in a dog show.  She also tells her that Louie only has one ball, but that really isn’t relevant to the story.  A fact that I wish she had realized before letting us know the intimate details of Louie’s balls or lack of.  The stylist obviously agrees because all she can respond with is ‘it’s better than none’.  The stylist doesn’t seem to be that impressed with Louie’s ability to be in a dog show, which could come from the fact that he bit her.  I would love to know what is going through the stylist’s head during this exchange.  All she says is ‘He’s going to do great’, which loosely translates to ‘he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning a dog show’.

Since Neil is moving back in, Ang has taken this opportunity to buy a new house.  With the help of here sister, Janine, she has bought her dream house.  It’s moving day, so Ang has enlisted the help of Jen or as Ang calls her ‘drop dead Jen’.  It’s nice that they can laugh at her near death.  At the new house, Ang is overwhelmed by the mess and tells Jen that she needs a moment.  To get back on track, they go out back and talk about the housewarming party they want to have.  Jen hopes that the neighbors enjoyed their last quiet night because they are going to throw the wildest party ever! 

Where did all this shit come from?

When they go inside, Ang is again shocked by the mess.  Did she think that the camera crew was going to put all of her shit away while she was out back?  They walk out front and there are even more boxes piled out there.  There is an entire pile of furs, enough that I’m surprised that PETA wasn’t camped out in front of her house.  Jen tells her she needs to have a garage sale to get rid of some of her stuff.  Neil is outside and she tells him that he’s the one that wanted to move back in, so he can start putting stuff away.  Man, he sure is a lucky guy.  

Big Ang is taking Louie to the Staten Island Dog Training Club.  She wants to sign Louie up for a dog show, but the woman tells her that he will need to have basic obedience training.  The Dog Show lady says that if he is smart, it won’t take long.  Big Ang agrees that he is smart, but the woman points out that Little Louie is about to take a dump.  He proceeds to shit on the floor and Big Ang realizes that he needs some work.  I’m glad it took him shitting in front of the dog show lady for her to realize that.