Big Ang Recap: Louie Louie

Big Ang interviews that she has never been in a dog show, but has seen them on television.  She doesn’t think it’s that hard.  Oh – she has seen them on television!   Enough said.   I used to watch ER, so I’m sure that in a pinch I could perform surgery.  As if going number 2 on the floor wasn’t bad enough, Louie adds insult to injury and empties his bladder, too.

Now I realize many of you are wondering – Where does Big Ang find the time to have housewarming parties and get her dog trained.  As if that wasn’t enough, she is also an avid match-maker.  She is trying to fix up one of her bartenders – Franky.  Franky is actually cute, but everything he says sounds scripted.  She asks Franky if he has a girlfriend and when he says no, she tells him that she has someone for him.  She says that the woman has huge boobs, a big ass and blond hair.  She lets us know that this big breasted blond is also 65 years old.  Please note – Franky looks to be about 27 or 28.  

Big Ang is visiting with Debbie, the dog trainer.  Their first step is to walk.  This is too much for Louie so he opts to piss on a post instead.  Just when things are looking bleak for Louie, they take him to the obstacle course in the back yard.  Debbie tells Big Ang that she has to talk in a firm voice, not a silly one.  Big Ang says that’s her voice and she can’t help it.  Touche, Big Ang.  Little Louie does a great job jumping through hoops and Big Ang is thrilled with what he can do.  How this makes him ready for a dog show, I’ll never know, but VH1 has probably paid a pretty penny for him to be in this dog show, so lets go with it.

It’s Party Time!  Big Ang again tells us that she throws the best parties.  Things always get crazy, which is reaffirmed by a shot of Linda asking Little Louie to make out with her.  Also – for some reason there is this young boy, probably 12 or 13, that is just standing there watching everything.  I’m not sure who the hell this kid is, but I have a feeling that this might not be an appropriate setting for a pre-pubescent boy.  Just a thought.

I heard from one of my friends that I might get to see boobies here

Franky gets a look at Sandy and is shocked that this is who Big Ang wanted to set him up with.  Franky starts dancing with er and she is grinding on him.  I’m sure that early on in this scene, Franky’s dick completely shriveled up inside his body. Next, Sandy is sitting on a chair while Franky pours alcohol in her mouth.  Franky must not be very bright.  If he were smart, he would be the one drinking the alcohol.  Of course, no amount of alcohol is going to make her look young and hot.

Franky, you’re the one that’s going to need the alcohol