Big Ang Recap: Louie Louie

Because her grinding on him wasn’t enough, Franky suggests getting in the hot tub.  They both strip down to their underwear and hop in.  Again, did Franky really think that taking clothes off of her was going to help?  

This is so wrong, I don’t even know what to say

After some inappropriate dancing and rubbing, Sandy goes to get out of the hot tub.  In her graceful exit, she falls on the ground and breaks her arm.  At least it wasn’t a hip.  I hear those can be a bitch when you get older.

Big Ang wants to call an ambulance, but Sandy doesn’t want to miss the party.  She finally goes in the ambulance, but the party must go on.

The next morning, a plumber – also named Sandy – shows up.  Big Ang has called her because she can’t get the sink by the hot tub to work.  After having some drinks, they go check it out.  First of all – there are a ton of bottle of booze just sitting on the kitchen counter.  Second – what kind of plumber drinks before performing her job.  Third – did she stop to think that cougar Sandy maybe fell into the sink?

After inspecting the sink, they found out the problem.  It seems that the water was turned off under the sink.  Seriously – who calls a plumber for that?  That should be the first thing you check, but at least the plumbers visit allowed Big Ang to let us know that Sandy is the ‘plumber with the hummer’.  Not for her oral skills, she just drives a Hummer.

Finally, the dog show is here.  Linda and Jen arrive but aren’t happy to be there.  Neither one of them got home until after 4:00 a.m.  Long story short – the dog show is a train wreck.  Louie won’t do anything and Jen and Linda take pictures and laugh.  Dog Show lady tells Big Ang to walk him up and back and he can’t even do that.  The only thing that would have made it worse is if he had started humping another dog or one of the judges.

This outfit is surprisingly subdued and her breasts actually look contained

Big Ang says that it’s time to announce the winners and I honestly wonder if she is high.  Nothing that happened in the dog show would make me think he has any chance of winning.  This is the point that my DVR cut off, so I don’t know for sure what he won, but I did find pictures online of Big Ang holding a  little trophy.  I’m betting that it’s some kind of pity award, because is sure wasn’t on his skills.

And the award for the most likely to hump a fire hydrant goes to…

Well, everyone – thanks for reading and I will see you next week!