Big Ang Recap: Welcome to the Drunken Monkey

What’s the worst that could happen? 

Big Ang visits her son A.J.’s house.  After some nauseating baby talk to the dogs, he gives her laundry to do and she wants him to move back home.

To get ready for the grand re-opening, Big Ang is getting her spray tan on.  She puts on a ridiculously skimpy bikini.  She is so top-heavy that I’m afraid she’s going to fall over.  Her breasts make her look so much bigger than she actually is.  He waist and legs are actually pretty small.

Indeed

At the grand re-opening, there is a younger crowd, which is exactly what Big Ang wants.  Lil Jen gets on the bar – which can’t be good for business.  She is 53.  Dancing on a bar.  How is this going to attract the younger crowd.  We are treated to a montage of people doing shots and the shot boys carrying them around.  Don’t worry though, we are about to get this party started.  Out comes…

A Drunken Monkey

What else would complete this circus but a little person dressed up as a monkey?  The drunken monkey dances on the bar. 

The monkey’s not cutting it, so Big Ang wants a hot body contest with the shot boys.  As they are dancing on the bar, she is yelling ‘Who’s your mommy?’.  Stay classy, Big Ang.  Ricardo wins the contest and Big Ang is pleased with her Latin Lover.

Neil shows up, sees Big Ang grinding on Ricardo, and leaves.  Afterwards, Big Ang tells the girls that she is letting Neil move back in.  Linda thinks it’s a bad idea, but Janine loves Neil.  Lil Jen is pretty drunk and is focused on trying to sit without flashing her vagina.

Well, I hope you all enjoyed and I look forward to next week’s recap!  Please leave any comments – I love the feedback and discussion!

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