Flipit: Wait. He’s a coach?I forgot that. Why did I think he was a preacher?
Flipit: He still seems so nice. Gross.
Danny: Yes. Yes. Yes. Janelle.
Flipit: Janelle!! YAAAY!!!
Danny: Yes yes a million times yes.
Flipit: You hold the comp wins record. And you also hold the record for being the most charming drunk bimbo in BB history.
TheMiki: Ha! Says she’s a “Real” housewife. Now made with 75% inorganic materials.
Flipit: Housewives of Minnesota. I would watch that. But I have no taste.
Danny: Show her outing Beau for being a male prostitute!
Flipit: Love her. BRITNEY!!IOMGGGGG Two blonde smartasses in one season!!
Danny: Britney is the Courtney Yates of Big Brother.
Flipit: Finally, this show caters to the gays. This makes up for Gaygan. ALMOST. I LOVE YOU BRITNEY! Please be horrible to everyone!
Danny: Don’t know what she has to do with coaching and strategy, but she’s going to be SO fun in how much she hates these idiots.
TheMiki: She’ll teach them to snark. That’s all I ask
Flipit: I wish there was a VIP cocktail waitress for her to torture
TheMiki: Fuck. Balls.
Flipit: Ughyay BOOGIE!! This cast better hope you can’t get warts from a toilet seat.
Flipit: That baby has warts on his face. The season of a million warts jokes.
Danny: Wow, what a terrifying prospect. Boogie with a child. Notice how he didn’t mention a mother/wife.
TheMiki: Ohmigod my feed is freezing like mad. Even my feed is freaked out by Boogie
Chen explains how it works. The coaches will have teams of four. They will bet on the winner. Whoever bets on the right player will win a hundred grand. Chen says these coaches are some of the best players of all time.
Danny: Wil ripped the sleeves off BOTH his shirts. That’s dedication.
Flipit: How is Britney one of the best players ever? LOL!! I get the other three, and I love Britney, but let’s be honest. She rode a pair of man boobs her whole season
Danny: Wait, the coaches are actually betting on these guys like a bunch of lunatics with money to throw away?
TheMiki: Oh yeah, Britney sucked at playing. I can’t figure how a brilliant coach would help at all though. I just want a snarky one.
Flipit: Dan’s just gonna instruct them to be boring and kiss a crucifix and talk really loud in the diary room.
Danny: This is not going to help Mike Boogie’s ego shrink. Dan’s going to try to convert them to Christianity. “You may not win the game, but what if I told you you could win in the AFTERLIFE?”
Flipit: Dan’s gonna be all “Jesus won, not me. Let’s invite him to play mkay children?”
TheMiki: The power of Christ compels you! To hold onto that weenie!
Danny: Everyone freaked out because they thought Britney was Jordan at first.
Flipit: HA. Well she’s not and now they’re skerd. Split Ends Frank is afraid of Britney, as he should be. She’s not gonna tolerate that hair for long.
Danny: Even Frank is like, “Britney?” EVEN FRANK.
TheMiki: Britney will mock him till he cries like Rachel.
Flipit: Oooh Ian just dissed Brit. Don’t f with her for your own safety.
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