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Hey hey BB fans! As I’m sure you know, everyone interesting is gone. And by everyone interesting, I mean Britney. The rest of these boring sacks of yell-talk make me sleepy.
I miss your snark…
Last week Ian won the HoH, and after pretending like he might be smart enough to actually make a friggin move, he put up Frank and Jenn and let Dan continue his evil (although brilliant) rule over the house and everyone in it. Maybe Ian is secretly planning to backdoor Dan once Frank pulls himself off the block? Or is Dan just like… The House Guest-Whisperer.
When I count to three you’ll believe we are in an alliance and feel like you just had a very restful sleep…
Oh well… If Jenn goes home at least Brit will be a little bit avenged. And Jenn can pretend they took her out because she was a threat and not because she was a useless lump of lumpiness.
We open post-eviction with Jenn deluding herself into thinking she’s a fighter, and Dan shouting at us that he’s unbelievably amazing. Granted, he’s the best player in the house, but is it really that hard to manipulate these fuckwits?
Hard to focus on gameplay when you’re trying to prove you’re ready to move up to real Legos.
Jenn shispers with Danielle and Danielle tells her that Frank is the target and that she has nothing to worry about. Frank sits down for his own shisper-session with Jenn and tells her that one of them just has to come off the block and get Joe up in their place and they’ll be golden. They seem to think they’re in an alliance with some people, but since every single person in the house is in an alliance with every other person in the house, I refuse to pretend it matters at all.
Joe tries to negotiate with Ian for back-door safety, but Ian says that he made a promise to Shane and Danielle and if someone uses the PoV he’ll have no choice but to put Joe up. Well… Ya could put Dan up, since he’s playing everyone against each other as is going to prance across the littered corpses of his fellow players on his way to collect his winnings.
Oh, speaking of, Frank is worried about Dan being a replacement nominee, since he thinks they have a final two deal, so it sounds like maybe Dan has convinced the little ginger-fuck to throw the veto competition to him so that he can’t wind up on the block.