First question: who was the voluptuous dame eliminated right after the coaches reset the game? The answer is, of course, Janelle. Joe tells us he HAS to win, whereas Ian doesn’t give two shits if he wins. Jenn just BARELY squeezes out Danielle for the last spot in the round, and Danielle is out! Shane hands her a towel and says, “Don’t hug me! Good job.”
After the competition maybe you can call my mom and tell her that I’m always trying to put my penis in your vagina…?
Second question: who got eliminated after Baby Zing was born? That would be Wil, and everyone runs around looking for the Wil corn. Ian is the last one up the ramp, and he’s out! He says he’s mostly just embarrassed that Joe beat him.
You and me both, Ian.
Third question: who answered wrong in Battle of the Bands with his fast hands? That would be Boogie. Dan is first up the ramp for the second time in a row, followed by Jenn and Frank, which means that Joe is OUT! Maybe we can get him to stop screaming at us now…? Nope. More screaming.
Fourth question: who was picked last and eliminated first. Awww… Poor Jodi. She didn’t even get a house-key, but at least she’s got her name on some corn. Jenn makes it up the ramp last, which means it’s down to Dan and Frank. Jenn is hoping now that if Dan wins he’ll use the Veto on her since she was dumb enough to use hers on him.
Jenn, your hoodie/vest has been eliminated from the Big Brother house
Last question: Something about ice… I dunno… The answer is Ashley though. Frank comes to his senses and decides not to trust Dan to take him off the block, so it’s a battle to track down the Ashley corn and make it back up the ramp. Dan isn’t sure if it’s Ashley or JoJo though, and says he’s going up the ramp with whichever corn he finds first. Lucky for him, that’s correct, which means Frank is going the fuck home finally.
Rope-climbing challenges are clearly fixed towards gym teachers
Dan does a quick underwear-clad victory-douche in the kitchen before running up to talk to Frank. He explains that he can’t possibly use the Veto on Frank, but he could use it on Jenn without exposing their fake alliance. Dan sits Ian down and tells Ian that he wants to take Jenn down and put Joe up in his place. Ian mentions taking Frank down since he can’t play in the next HoH anyway, but says he can pretend to be crazy mad about Jenn coming down so that no one suspects they’re working together.