Okay, let’s jump right into this HoH competition, yo! The competition is called “Before or After.” Chenbot will name an event, and the house guests must determined if it happened before or after a second event she’ll name.
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things got dropped on its head
I’m not recapping all these stupid questions. Ashley is the only one out in the first round. Joe and Jen go out in the second round, proving my theory that Jen being “On Fire” meant finishing second to last instead of last. Frank goes out in the third round with Dan. No one goes out in the fourth round. Britney goes out in the fifth round and it’s down to Ian and Danielle. They are asked how many seconds it took the lime team to win the Ex-Squeeze me comp. Danielle writes 1200 and Ian writes 1000. Correct answer is 419, so Ian is the new HoH and has to nominate two people IMMEDIATELY.
No one will ever get to see you HoH room…
We come back just in time to see Ian making a deal with Chef Joe for a week of safety. Ian nominates Frank and Ashley, says he’s sorry, and paces back and forth a lot.
I’m glad someone decided to snort their Adderall today…
Up next, the live PoV comp. In other news, if I see one more political ad I’m just gonna vote for Nader. Or Elvis.
Anyway, back to BB. Shane, Danielle, and Chef Joe are playing, along with the requisite players. There’s a rainbow theme happening. Each player has to find two clovers in a ball pit/pot of gold, return them to their bucket, and then go get their PoV and bring it back and hit their Dollar Store tap-light will win.
No fair, this guy’s a fucking leprechaun.
Ian has the first clover and is back in before anyone else is even out for the first one. Frank finds one next, then Joe, then Shane and Danielle. Everyone is at one, but then Frank finds his second, runs it in, grabs the veto, and saves his hard-blinking ginger ass yet again. Fucking ridiculous. He’s like Boofles, but with less crying.
Time for the Veto Meeting! There’s a LOT of panting from the incredibly recent PoV comp, and Chenbot has to ask Ian to stop pacing and have a seat. Ian gets up and throws Joe on the block with Ashley. One of these useless twats is going home. I hope it’s Joe, cause Ashley’s idiotic DR sessions are one of the few things that still bring me joy on BB nights.
I’ve been working really hard and Lost was confusing and purple things are purple and sometimes when I close my eyes I see sparkles