Ashley’s speech is barely in words, but she does admit that she’s not articulate, and I’m impressed she knows that word at all. She gives Ian some sad eyes, but she’s the one that made out with Ginger tits, so this is her fault. Joe gets up charades zipping his lip, loving everyone, and throwing Ashley out. Ha! First time I’ve liked that Douchebag for even a brief moment.
Silent Chef is a vast improvement, but he’s still got a soul patch and an Affliction tee…
Voting time! Jen votes to evict Ashley, Shane votes to evict Ashley, Britney votes to evict Ashley, Frank votes to evict Joe, and calls him a terrible chef to boot, Danielle votes to evict Ashely, and Dan votes to evict Ashley.
Scarecrow, I’ll miss you most of all
By a vote of five to one, Ashley is the first member of the Jury House. I hope they have lots and lots of painkillers and weed and cartoons there. Frank paces around all pissed that Ashley got sent home, and he makes little to no sense in his ranting.
Oh @blackjpw, spelling issues aside, you have a very valid point. Just add, “In life…”
Chenbot sits Ashley down to interview her, and Ashley says stuff. I don’t know what it was. I’m not drunk enough to speak Ashley right now. I should have gotten into the Xanax before this episode so that I could translate. Oh well.
I feel like I’m walking on sunshine!
That’s the end of this week. We’re down a Boogie and a Ashley, and we won’t see the HoH comp till next week. Does anyone else think that the PoV was rigged? I mean… A pot of gold? When Frank is clearly part leprechaun? What a bunch of crap.