Pink shirts are the new red shirts, you guys!
Pastor Dan sits down with Danielle to have a chat, which basically involves Dan telling her she’s on her own and there’s nothing for him to do. Danielle tells him that’s crap, but Dan shouts at the diary room camera that his shitty coaching is all part of his strategy. Just like throwing the two coach’s challenges has been part of his strategy. Dan sucks, you guys. I know a lot of you like him, but he is seriously the worst coach I’ve ever seen. And considering who the other three coaches are, it takes mad skill to stand out as the one that sucks the most.
My strategy involves being a terrible coach, sucking at this game, and shouting at the camera
Now that he has the power of gold-spray-painted dollar-store necklace, Shane goes up to the HOH room to throw his weight around a bit. He asks GingerTits who the biggest physical threat in the house is now that Shane’s coming off the block. GingerTits immediately says One L, and I have the crushing realization that he’s right. This guy is the third most physically threatening guy in the house.
Shane suggests putting One L up and getting him out, and GingerTits considers it, but we all know it’s still too early to be back-stabbing your alliance members. He tells GingerTits that he’s playing for himself and not for his coach, so he’s looking to set up an alliance.
Here’s your viewer poll for the week.
I would love to have option A, since that’s pretty much what I eat anyway. Weren’t these extra food items super gross last year? Are the BB producers getting soft? Also, it costs a dollar per vote. A Fucking Dollar!!!! Who pays to text in votes for food choices? What is wrong with America???
Feed my children? But I have to feed the contestants on BB!
Time for the Veto Ceremony! Shane uses the veto on himself, and GingerTits throws Danielle on the block in his place. Obviously… Too early for power plays, folks. I can’t stand the hard-blinking unemployed little ginger fuck, but he’s not a total idiot when it comes to gameplay.
Just a total idiot when it comes to life. And hats. And throwing up gang signs.
There are hugs, there are tears, there’s an over-dramatic announcer telling us to tune in for the live show tomorrow. And there’s TheMiki hoping they don’t vote Hoho out, since she’s the only person besides Ian that I don’t want to hit with a 2×4. Well… GirlDick and One L are both viable options for being interesting and/or likable, but the editors and camera guys clearly hate them both. I can’t stand Shane, GingerTits, or ShoutyChef. They all make me happy to be a lesbian. Even when GirlDick makes me slightly terrified of being a lesbian.