Hey hey Big Brother watchers! Y’all paying attention to this crap-ass season still? Last week Shane won HoH and put up Froogie for eviction. Tonight we find out if the PoV can save either one of them. Oh, and it’s Double Eviction Week. so tomorrow’s episode might actually be interesting! Woot!
We start the night off as Frank and Boogie bitch about being betrayed, forgetting that they were all set to back-door Shane and Dan last week. They theorize that Britney was behind the decision, with the possible help of Dan, while Ian walks away with his hands in his pockets whistling to himself. Froogie confront Shane and Shane tries to convince them that it was all Joe’s doing. Pffft! Like Joe does anything but yell and grow douchey facial hair. He does eventually roll over on Britney after Froogs convinces him that Britney is using him, so now team Hard Blinking Genital Warts is coming after Britney.
They will hard blink the fuck outta you!
To Shane’s credit, he does immediately tell Britney that he rolled over on her, and she tries to talk to Boogie like a grown up, forgetting that Boogie is a 45-year-old toddler. Britney refuses to name her source (who is Ian btw) of the information that Froogie was coming after them, so they just loudly assume it was Dan and refuse to believe otherwise.
So what you’re saying is that Dan shouts louder than me and must be eliminated
Britney and Shane run off to have a shisper fight about how Shane is a spineless fuck when confronted by the other house guests.
You are such a vagina!
But I’m terrified of vaginas.
Ian wanders in to the shoe room to chat with Froogie, and they tell him that it wasn’t actually Britney they should be worried about, but Dan. Ian plays along, even though it was him the whole time, and I think that’s awesome. No one ever suspects the butterfly…
The butterfly in this case being the virgin engineering student
Boogie confronts Dan while laying on his side facing away from him. It’s like they’re long-distance spooning, and there’s something incredibly gay about it.
You never take me on slop dates anymore! Or tell me I’m pretty!
Dan denies his involvement in getting Froogie put up for eviction, so they gather together in the HoH room with Britney, Shane, and Frank so that they can all talk together.
They ask Britney who told her that they were getting nominated if Froogie won HoH and Britney refuses to answer. She yells to the diary room camera that Boogie must have gotten his big stupid head stuck in his home-made Chill Town tee shirt and not heard himself tell Ian that he wanted Britney and Shane nominated.