How am I the smartest person in this house??? I’m not even smart!!!
That is rather stupid, now that she mentions it. I mean, if I were Boogie and I told exactly ONE PERSON in the house that I wanted to nominate Shane and Britney, and then someone told them that, I would probably suspect that the narc was the one person I told…
Nah… Must have been Ashley…
So… We’re halfway through and all we’ve done is watch Froogie make wild accusations. Could we have a ridiculous PoV competition or something? Oh hey, look! Jen and Ashley and Chef are still in the house. Who knew? The veto players are: Jen, Ian, and Ashley, along with the nominees and HoH (as per usual). So, the most useless players in the house Vs. Shane and Frank and Boogie? This should be a crazy exciting Veto Comp. Just crazy exciting.
Try not to trip over your overwhelming mediocrity
Oh wait, Ashley is excited! There’s candy everywhere and Ashley loves candy. The object of the game is earn three lollipops by estimating how many pieces of various candy are in large containers of said candy. Once you hear everyone’s answer you can either stay or fold. If you stay and you’re the farthest from the correct answer then you’re out of the game. If you fold you’re not eligible to win a lollipop.
No, they’re not Fentanyl lollipops…
There’s different strategies afoot… Ashely’s involves “Pictures and looking at pictures and deciding how many pictures fit in a picture.” So mostly it involves being really high.
Never seen someone so happy to suck at guessing
First round Ashley, Jen, and Ian fold. Frank gets the lollipop and Boogie gets eliminated.
Second round Ashely is somehow even higher and less logical, but she’s at least sober enough to fold. Jen gets knocked out and Frank gets a second lolly.
Third round Shane gets a lolly and Ian gets knocked out. Boogie bitches that Ian sucks at competitions, and I giggle cause Ian threw that mofucker like a CHAMP.
Dear Dan, this is how you successfully throw a comp without looking like a giant toolbag. Out in the third round with a fairly close guess.
Fourth round Frank would have won, but he folds. Shane gets knocked out and Ashley gets her first lolly. So… it’s Frank vs Ashley, which I think means we’re just handing that PoV over to Frank, yeah? Cause… Ashley can’t count to ten under the best of circumstances. She folds, which is retarded, and hands the veto to Frank since he already had two lollipops. She would have lost anyway, but jesus woman! How high are you????
It’s like not running on a pop fly when your team has two outs and you’re on third. And that’s the only sports metaphor you’ll ever hear me use. Ever.