Hey Hey, Big Brother fans! Are you ready for an HoH comp and some nominations? Previously on Big Brother, Dan convinced everyone in the house that they were in an alliance with him, despite stabbing every single one of them in the back. This just in: Everyone in the house is fucking STUPID.
How are you still here????
We get a glimpse at what we missed during the double-eviction, and it turns out that Dan wanted to get rid of Ian, but convinced Ian that he was just a pawn and they were trying to get rid of Joe. Dan told Jenn, Shane, and Danielle that he wanted to try and get rid of Ian, so it’s only a matter of time before someone spills the news to him. God I hope Ian goes after his ass, because as much as I respect Dan’s ability to play the game, I’m getting really bored of watching the entire house be too stupid to realize that’s he’s playing all of them.
No one can resist the hypnotic powers of the weird ass blob on the red shirt…
Once Ian won the veto on Thursday Dan decided to get rid of Shane, but then he pulls Danielle aside and tells her that he wants Shane out. She tells him no, there’s no way she’s voting Shane out. Then Dan throws her on the block without warning her first, which pisses off Jenn cause she wanted Shane out. It also pisses off Danielle and Shane, and please please please, SOMEONE GO AFTER DAN. Jesus. After several weeks of brilliant game play I think Dan may have shot himself in the foot by winning that last HoH.
Danielle’s, “No one comes between me and my man” face
After Joe leaves Ian yells at Dan for not just getting rid of Jenn when he had the chance. So let’s recap here: Everyone is upset with Dan and Dan can’t play HoH this week. Will it matter? Probably not, cause these people are fucking idiots.
Jenn and Danielle seem to be forming some sort of Girl Power alliance, which Dan throws himself in the middle of. Jenn’s useless, but at least she calls Dan out on being full of shit, and then storms out when he tries to do his Jedi Mind shit on her.
I’m tired of being lied to. I’ll avenge myself by losing at everything.
In the Arcade Room, Dan is freaking out to Danielle about how he thinks Shane is gonna tell Ian about Dan wanting him out. He bitches to Danielle and pisses her off, so as soon as he leaves Danielle tells Shane that Dan wanted to put him up on the block.