How did I even get here?
Brit runs up to the HoH room and starts crying actual tears (not just face scrunching) about how bad she feels for lying to Janelle’s face. Britney should remind herself that most of Janelle’s face isn’t actual face anyway.
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Chenbot pops up to tell us we’ll be meeting Ian and Ashley’s families this week, and the Twitter feed at the bottom of the screen reminds me why I don’t have a Twitter or any faith in the human race. I refuse to repeat it, because Twits are like Tinkerbell and if you ignore them they die.
Time for the live interviews. These are always about as exciting as watching paint dry on a half-way house. Frank hard blinks and does a terrible cheer, Jen gets spoken to for the first time ever when Chenbot asks her how it feels to be competing against her coaches. She takes her one chance at air-time to quote Bon Jovi, so let’s go back to ignoring her.
You give love a bad name
We get a montage of Ian’s time living “A Dog’s Life.” He tells Chenbot that he’s having a great time, and it makes me like him. Cause people bitch about how hard Amazing Race is, and they get set to beautiful exotic locations for free. It’s about time someone on a reality show just shut the fuck up and enjoyed themselves.
Shut up and move cheese, gingers! You’re getting a free trip around the world.
Then we get a quick montage of the Ashley/Ian flirting. Then Ian’s mom pops up to tell us that Ian learned to read at 2 and could name all the moons by the age of 3. We see him trying to explain Calculus to Shane, which I’m amazed didn’t make Shane’s brain explode.
Ian’s family

Baby Ian
Ashley’s mom is up next to tell us that Ashley isn’t a fucking retard, but rather a “Free Spirit.” So, a fucking retard with a bag of magic rocks? That’s way better.
Ashley always looks like she’s trying to do long division in her head…
Ashley’s mom thinks Ian would be much better for her than the hunky jerks she usually dates. We see Ashley give Ian the least erotic massage in the history of time, and her mom compares them to some couple from The Big Bang Theory. I’ve never seen a whole episode of the show, but here’s a visual aid:
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im going to miss Janelles greatest assets..both right and left..bet her husbands glad shes home..if i was married to her those two would be my best friends..”hello fellas..how ya doing?”
now we’re force to watch boogey woogey man win this thing…if i was ian i’d try to score with ashley..she’ll never know…the poor girls a few fries short of a happy meal..just ask her to get on her back and then ask her if she can act as a cheerleader and do a split..she’ll think its a dallas cowboy cheerleading try outs!!! SCORE!!!!!!!!!!
I’m really liking this season and I’m glad a big move was made this early on. I’m wondering if this Silent Alliance will stick this week and we will see Joe, Jenn, Wil or Ashley go up on the block.
Also what the hell is going on with Ashley?? She looked like she was actually sleep walking during the HOH comp! She just always looks very confused and doesnt seem to know where she is!
Seeing Jani leave last night was bittersweet – she is too dangerous to leave in the game but I liked her more than some of those left. It saddened me to see how the players were looking over at Mike to have him tell them who to put up on the game (Ashley excepted, of course). I am still rooting for an Ian/Dan final 2…
I know NBC owns the Olympics this summer and BB is on CBS, but it would be nice if the house guest were shown an hour or two a day of Olympic footage. They could even tape delay it like NBC is doing, just show it on west coast time, so it doesn’t mess with the live show for the east coast.
The producers knew that the coaches were totally going to come back into the game. The HOH comp that started right after had enough slots for all the players including the new coaches. If they weren’t sure about it they would have done a comp that if the coaches were not back in the game it wouldn’t have been so obvious.
I think Boogie wanted to get out of the HOH comp. By not being HOH, he can still control the game without placing a huge target on his back.
I agree with carol, Boogie threw the HOH to Frank. I also think Dan missed on purpose.
According to our live feeders, Ashley is doped up all the time but I’m not sure why.
These HG’s are such sheep.. if you watch carefully during the HOH you can see Boogie directing who they should pair up against each other and it never included Frank. Great idea guys! You just evicted an ally and the guy you’ve been gunning for all summer totally gets a free pass to the HOH finals. At this point I’m glad that I no longer have a horse in the race and can just enjoy watching all these losers screw each other over. Let the bloodbath begin!
*sniff* bye, bye Jani…
Now I’m on Team Anyone Other Than Boogie.
You know, everyone is talking about Janelle having a ton of plastic surgery. I think she should ask for her money back because any good plastic surgeon would have fixed that nose. Make your boobs and lips as big as you want (you’ll look ridiculous, but whatevs) but at least fix the nose.
I am so bummed she is gone, she was my favorite, but that was well played.
Someone needs to give me the back story on why Boogie hates Janielle so much. If anything, he totally screwed her over and evicted her twice before, but she didn’t hold a grudge. The creepy, db way of his goodbye message shows that he hasn’t grown up and that was hate on a deep personal level. His vote to evict he said this was for Will and Erin. I am assuming that is Dr. Will (with 2 freakin’ L’s, thankyouverymuch) and Erin Brodie (holy sh*^, I just googled to get her last name: they have a baby together!! and are engaged!)
Does Garry Trudeau know that Wil is walking around with Mike Doonesberry’s nose?
I read somewhere that he dedicated it to Dr. Will & Erin because on Allstars Janelle flirted heavily with Dr. Will and Erin “stuck by him”. She may have been genuinely attracted to him or it could’ve been gameplay. So maybe the animosity started there?
@Chicken Lips, tell us about it! If you look at Janelle’s Playboy pictures, her boobs are obviously fake and they are much smaller than they are now. That means she has had TWO boob jobs but has left that wonky nose untouched. The Playboy pictures had her nose blurred so it didn’t look so weird, but it was obviously a problem that required touching up.
“So is anyone pissed to see Janelle go?”
I have a personal testimony for Ashley’s new age visualization, “The Secret” type crap. With respect to Janelle’s eviction, I conceived it, I visualized it, I believed it, and I ACHIEVED it!!! It totally works.
Why did Dan apologize to America when he evicted Janelle and said he did everythinghe could to save her? Does he think that outside the Big Brother house it is 1935 and we are all hunched around our radio waiting to hear the votes?
Yeah I’m d to see janelle go….she’s always been one of my favorites going back to the kaysar days….in fact that was my fav season of all time……buuuut I have to admit this thing was very well played by boogie. I refuse to say Danielle because she was just the puppet. Frank being Hoh will be interesting…will he keep his word and alliance? I hope not! Muahhhh haaaahhaaaaa (evil laugh)
Ashley has severe back pain most of the time…..in fact it’s been so bad on the feeds she’s in bed a lot and had to be helped to the bathroom. I bet she took loads of painkillers before the Hoh comp thinking it would be a physical game, and it ended up being trivia. she was tooooooooasted!
And yes I am wondering two things about Dan…wtf is that blob on his shirt? I used to live in Michigan and have no clue. Also what, did he mean by the “sorry to America” comment? Maybe because hes still pretending this was America’s choice sending coaches into the game. Haha good try Dan.
@Anniedawg and @considerthis, I assumed Dan knew Janelle was a fan favorite and apologized for voting her out.