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After a brief commercial break, Chenbot gets the dramatic music going to give the nominees a shot at pleading their cases. Frank stands up and tries to be funny and charming. He’s not though. Chenbot calls him Ron Burgundy.
Ron Burgundy wouldn’t be caught dead in that headband.
Janelle stands up and says it’s okay if they don’t vote to keep her, but they should.
Voting time! Is that a click counter in Chenbot’s hand? Is that really necessary?
Boogie says some douchey shit and then votes to evict Janelle. Jen votes to evict Janelle. Joe votes to evict Frank, and only half-shouts the decision, which freaks me the fuck out. Wil votes to evict Janelle, Ashley votes to evict Janelle, Britney votes to evict Janelle, Shane votes to evict Janelle, Dan shouts and is creepy and votes to evict Janelle, and finally Ian votes to evict Janelle.
What the fuck is on his shirt?
Ouch! By a vote of 8 to 1 Janelle is evicted. I think she knew she was going home, but it must suck to realize the entire house was in on it. I bet Joe’s feeling out of the loop. Hey, awkward obligatory hug time!
Janelle jogs out to chat with Chenbot, while another band of Twitiots regale us with their thoughts on Big Brother. Not one to pull punches, Chenbot reminds Janelle that only one person voted to keep her.
Also, your dog is ugly and you’re not getting any younger.
These exit interviews are so boring! Gah! Blah blah, Janelle wanted to protect Wil and Joe, blah. Boogie is her rival blah. Janelle is rooting for Dan, although after watching the episodes I doubt she’ll still feel that way.
House guest speeches are nice-ish. Dan and Brit express sorrow, Joe shouts a lot, Boogie gloats and says, “Always a bridesmaid, never a BB Bride.” Janelle says, “He’s such a loser!” and then the sound goes out thanks to censorship, but I can read lips well enough to tell that she also called him a douche-bag. I didn’t even know you couldn’t say that on television. Hmmmm….
Oh well, time for the HoH competition. It’s BB Battle of the Bands. It’s a two at a time instant elimination game. The players listen to a song about a competition that happened this season and ring in first with the correct answer to whether it was a veto, coach, or HoH competition. It’s about as painful as it sounds.