And buy him a puppy
Ian is way too honest to play this game, but that could be a brilliant strategy, since his refusal to say what the people in power want to hear is making them trust him on a subtle level.
Oh hey, Veto Competition!!! The players are Danielle, Wil, Frank, Shane, Jen, and Ian. Let’s see if Jen continues to embarrass the lesbians of the world by sucking more than Ian at physical competitions.
Though she continues to excel in the field of matching her clothes to her tattoos
Meanwhile in the bathroom, Janelle and Frank talk strategy and Janelle bitches that she has no one on her side. Britney sees them whispering and responds by rolling her eyes at the camera.
She narcs her out to Danielle, and since Danielle hates the fuck out of Janelle, Dan is nervous that his brilliant plan to keep all the coaches in the game could potentially fall apart.
Seriously, can the other contestants just stand in the hall outside the DR and listen in while he shouts all his brilliant plans at us?
This week’s Veto Comp is baseball themed, and involves rolling balls off a ramp onto a grid with varying numbers that looks a bit like a baseball diamond.
It’s like baseball, but somehow LESS interesting
It’s another White Elephant themed Veto comp, so one player eliminated each round gets to pick a Cracker Jack box and pull out a prize. Next player eliminated can pick a box, open it, and then decide if they want to trade with another player. Last player standing gets their pick of all the prizes, including the Power of Veto. We all understand, yes? We’ve all been to painfully awkward office parties where they made us do this bullshit?
Round 1: Frank gets a 20, Ian tells us he’s throwing it and gets a 3, Shane gets a 2, Jen Gets a 9, Danielle gets a 4, and Wil Gets a 6. Shane is out, and he pulls the Power of Veto out of his Cracker Jack box.
Round 2: Ian – 20, Jen – 6, Danielle – 6, Wil – 5, Frank – 9. Wil is out, and he claims a Veto Ticket, which is a guarantee to play in net week’s Veto. He trades it for Shanes PoV.
All he wanted was some Aqua Net
Round 3: Jen – 2, Danielle – 10, Frank – 4, Ian – 5. Jen pulls a Maui vacation out of a Cracker Jack box. Brit tells us that Jen’s life in the BB house is super rough and she’s super glad that such a hard worker got that vacation. Jen keeps her trip.