This face means she’s being totally genuine, guys
Round 4: Danielle – 9, Frank – 9, Ian – 4. Ian pulls “It’s a dog’s life” which means you dress like a dog and sleep in the BB dog house and have to stay in the pen unless another houseguest takes you for a walk on a leash. He keeps it because he’s more interested in staying in the game than going to Maui. Also, I think he felt bad about the notion of giving that “prize” to Jen, who is sort of his teammate.
Round 5: Frank – 9, Danielle -10. Frank pulls $5,000, but trades Wil for PoV, which is too bad because letting Wil keep it would have been pretty ideal for Danielle. Danielle pulls the “Spirit-Tard” and trades it for the PoV (obviously), which means we have to see GingerTits in a unitard. Gross.
Someone should really tape that card to her back when she’s not looking though
This week’s poll:
Why are you wasting a dollar texting a vote for such inane drivel? Text 1 for “I’m an idiot.” Text 2 for “I’m a billionaire.” Text 3 for “Both 1 and 2, I’m Mitt Romney.”
Time for a Froogie whine-time session. Whisper Whisper Whisper… Boogie wants Janelle out Whisper Whisper. I don’t care what these tools are saying enough to turn the TV up, but they look like they’re being self-congratulatory and obnoxious. So that’s something new and exciting.
Here’s Gingertits in his Spirit-Tard
Here’s Ian being way too stoked about his punishment, which looks like something I’ve seen advertised on Craigslist…
Ian thinks other players will keep him if they remember he’s willing to take all the punishment, which is really his only strategy thus far. He has Jen walk him to the HoH room, and she passes him off to Dan so that he can talk game. They make a Final Five pact and call themselves the Quack Pack cause Ian has a weird thing with ducks.
Boogie corners Danielle and tells her she should really use the PoV to put Janelle up for eviction. Because Danielle is a fucking puppet it’s not a bad idea, but I hope Danielle isn’t stupid enough to do something like that without talking to her alliance first. Yeah, Dan won’t agree necessarily, but if he’s outvoted then Danielle could back-door Janelle without pissing off everyone on her side.