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Aaaaand, we’re back. Danielle is talking to Dan about ways to manipulate Ian into throwing the third part of the HoH if he wins the second. So help me god, I hope Ian isn’t that stupid. But… This season of BB I’ve been incredibly wrong every time I’ve said, “There’s no way they’re that stupid!”
The challenge for Part Two is to scale a fake building (i.e. ladder) and clean these blackened windows to reveal the faces of eliminated players, then hang them in the correct order in which they were eliminated. It’s a one at a time competition, and Danielle goes first. There’s too much time lapse shit happening to really tell how well she’s doing.
Ian goes next, and it looks like he’s going faster, but maybe that’s just because BB is giving him way more exciting background music than they gave Danielle. His strategy is to just clean the names so that he doesn’t waste time on the dumb shit like Baby Zingbot or Jessie.
Anyway, he rings in and the final times are: Danielle at 7:31 and Ian at 6:04. WooHoo! Now for the love of fuck don’t let Dan convince you to throw this shit! Danielle and Dan launch into their fully planned and scripted meltdown wherein Danielle screams at Dan for high-fiving Ian. She’s a terrible actress, but Ian seems to be buying it. He’s also kinda pissed at Dan for celebrating in front of her, and he straight up tells Dan there’s no way he’s throwing that final comp. Dan tells the empty room that Ian is absolutely going to throw it, cause Dan is cocky… Cause everyone this season has eaten his shit with a spoon and a smile.
Back to jury house, Shane walks in talking about how badly Dan blind-sided him. A couple people look shocked, including Smashed-ley, but it’s possible she’s shocked by the digital watch that Jenn is wearing and how the numbers change like magic. Oh, and Shane’s puka shell necklace is back. Frank asks in a super casual and normal conversational tone what everyone thinks of the remaining finalists. Everyone but Jenn and Frank think Ian’s played a good game. Jenn calls him a rat and says, “Where I come from, rats eat cheese.” WTF does that mean? Anyone???? Does she want Ian to eat cheese? Is that bad? Is Ian lactose intolerant or something?
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The opinion on Danielle is that she’s floated and has just been letting Dan make all the decisions for her. It doesn’t sound like too many people would vote for her, including Shane who seems pissed because he’s not sure if she was in cahoots with Dan when he got blind-sided last week. Everyone seems to think that Dan is a damn good player and impressive at deception, but Joe and Frank are both very anti-Dan. So it sounds like Britney is Team Ian and Joe and Frank are Team Not Dan, but everyone else is waffling. I think waffling is the theme for this entire season though, so that works out.