Big Brother: Questioning Your Balls


By Flipit | | 7:48 pm | 9 Comments
Posted in: Big Brother, Recaps

Boogie says on a scale of 1-10, he’s a 9 as far as being safe. WRONG! He’s on the block with Richard Carrot Top Flow Simmons. Hard blink. Frank is “heartbroken”, and Boogie is smiling like an idiot. He says that he thought he had an alliance, but there’s no way he can stay with them if they would put him on the block! So there you have it, Silent Six. Boogie just broke up with you. After you changed the locks on the door and left the mixtapes he made you on the stoop, but still. You got served!

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I totally planned this you guys.

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    It’s really great that the BB producers found a practical use for BLK Water. The Laurito/Manson boys finally found their niche market.

  2. 2
    awfuleyebrow
    Posted August 19, 2012 at 8:25 pm

    Oops Manzo! Dang spell check.

  3. 3
    carol
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:09 am

    As annoying as Boogie is, he was smart to go for the money. Second place gets $50,000, with their weekly salary of $750 deducted from that. So, Boogie has made as much money as possible without being in the final two. Sort of like that girl who took the money in Glass House, except she was thinking about the numbers, Boogie was just going for easy money.

    I hate this slippery type challenge. It is always so painful to watch. I never understand how they can legally get away with it. It would be so much better if they had a treadmill type thing going in one direction. So you had to actually work/run to get one direction then coast the other way. It would be just as challenging seeing how out of shape some of these players are. There would also be far less injuries. It amazes me every time this challenge appears that there aren’t more players with broken wrists, bruised tail bones, etc.

    When Frank blinks, it is so hard you can almost hear it. Sort of like a cartoon character when they see something not normal.

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Kanye to Boogie: “That is some Benjamin Buttons shit!”

  5. 5
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 7:39 am

    @Flipit, as I tweeted you last night, my favorite Joe story was where he said he broke his ass-bone twice. Those stories they cobbled together made me laugh and I enjoyed Joe more last night than I have in previous episodes.

    Does anyone know if the hamsters are contractually obligated to see the HOH’s room? If I don’t like the person, I’d decline to see the HOH room, but I guess that would get me the big asshole edit from Grodner.

    Oh, how I wish Danielle knew that Grace was the name of the biggest fag hag/fruit fly in the history of scripted television. Her lack of awareness about anything related to Shane’s disinterest is amusingly painful to watch. Shane gets stereotypically gayer as the season goes on; but at least it’s not as mind-numbingly awful as watching Jeff dance around the fact that he has no interest in Jordan, unless it’s to make money on CBS reality programs.

  6. 6
    Smango
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Omg your labels of Boogie with pictures are AMAZING. I still chuckle every time I think of the ‘check to see if Grandpa is breathing’ pic.

  7. 7
    Karen Belvin
    Posted August 21, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Did anyone else hear Ian tell Brit that the “Wizard” told him “How can you vote out someone you have admired since you were 10 years old.!” DR is interfering again!!!!!! Gonna cause me to give up BB altogether.. and I have watched since season one!!!!!

  8. 8
    Lola
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:21 pm

    “Wouldn’t be gayer with a dick in his mouth.”. Bahahahaha! I’m totally gonna steal that line!

  9. 9
    Lola
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:23 pm

    Do you think if someone tied idiot Frank’s arms to his sides, he wouldn’t be able to talk? He can’t say anything without his palms up.

    And what did he used to do for a living before becoming a bum with a Noonan haircut?

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