Jenn randomly talks to Frank and decides it’s time to start playing the game on day 40. She now wants to work with him, and she reminds him roughly 500 times that he is “not alone anymore.” Is she coming on to him? Is this like going Prison Gay, only in reverse? Big Brother Straight? In the Diary Room, she explains that Frank is strong, so aligning with Frank is smart. Jenn is a moron. The only reason Frank is alone in this game is precisely because he IS so strong, and that anyone the house perceived as “with” him was sent home every week Frank won the Veto and saved himself. This would be hard to remember, if literally his last two allies hadn’t BOTH been sent home YESTERDAY. Thankfully, this means Jenn should be going home next week. Her earnestness embarrasses me, and I will be glad to see it go.
The houseguests walk into the backyard for the Veto Competition, which is sponsored by Draw Something. Oh god, no. Speaking of embarrassing earnestness, now we have an app that everyone deleted from their phones two months ago sponsoring challenges on a game show for idiots. This is worse than when my grandma joined Facebook.
Britney explains that there were lots of things covered by cloaks, joking, “I haven’t had the opportunity to use the word ‘cloaks’ since I watched Beauty and the Beast.” Oh, Britney. Such a genuine delight. Good thing you’ll be around in this game forever! No chance anyone will stab you in the back anytime soon!
Our next challenge will be sponsored by The Sims: Put Joe in the pool, remove the ladder, and watch him swim until the Grim Reaper shows up. Also, the addition of a sad clown painting drives Danielle to madness, and Ian repeatedly places a dish on the floor and pisses himself. SIMS JOKES, YOU GUYS, I’VE GOT A MILLION OF ‘EM.
Basically, everyone has to watch recorded drawings from morons on the internet, and then guess the words. If you get it right, you have to then complete a “punishment” to earn your points. Also, if you help anyone else with their answer, you will be eliminated. Kind of random that they threw that in there, but whatever, I’m sure it won’t be an issue.
Time for everyone to tell us how important this is! Frank needs to win to get Dan out! Britney and Shane need to win to save their alliance! Dan needs to win to save himself! Jenn needs to win because she’s kind of becoming the lunatic Don Quixote in the house, tilting at windmills and pretending she’s important! Has everyone adequately expressed themselves? We’ve established that this is the Most Important Veto Ever Until Next Week and Then The Week After That and So On Until Next Season When This Nightmare Pattern Repeats Itself? Good, let’s continue.
The first drawing looks like a pile of shit coming out of a butthole. It turns out to be avocado. Frank gets it, and has to dunk himself in Nickelodeon slime. Thankfully, no one makes a Hulk joke, which genuinely shocks me.