The second drawing looks like a guy holding his dick. Then the person on the internet cheats and just writes “RUMBLE RUMBLE” next to their stomach, and that is why this app is so fucking stupid. Dan gets it right, and now Britney is freaking out that he’s not letting her win. She calls him selfish, but, uh, Britney? HE’S TRYING TO SAVE HIMSELF HERE. RELAX. He has to eat two shitty foods out of four shitty food options. I think he has to eat the whole platter, but then he ends up having a meager bite from each platter, and that’s how he gets his points. If we’re going to have these childish punishments, BB, at least try a little.
Round three is obviously a clock, and Jenn gets it. She celebrates like she just did something significantly more difficult than seeing a picture of a clock and saying the word “clock,” but that is, in fact, exactly what she did, so: settle down, Jenn. Anyway, she has to burn her clothes, and now America is the one being punished.
Next round: shackle! Britney guesses it, and I am shocked and grateful that the person on the internet who drew shackles around legs had the foresight to make those legs WHITE. Potentially awkward moment averted. Anyway, Britney has to be shackled to another person for 24 hours. She picks Danielle. Bad news, Britney. Do you really want to shuffle around the house in pursuit of Shane for 24 straight hours?
A surprising moment of racial awareness from Big Brother.
Next round: shower. This game is exactly as fun as Draw Something. So, so, so entertaining and just always hilarious and wonderful. Frank gets it right and has to take a “chum bath” every time a horn goes off for the next 24 hours. Hopefully this involves the addition of a shark in the pool; otherwise, this is just stupid.
Frank gets the next answer correct, too: it’s a fucking carrot. Jesus Christ, this is literally the kind of game you play with preschoolers. Someone on this show could win half a million dollars just because they yelled out “CARROT” when they saw a picture of a carrot. Think about that the next time you’re paying your bills. Blah blah blah, Frank has to wear a carrot costume for a week, making him literally Carrot Top, and now our work here is done. Bye, everyone! TVgasm is shutting down forever! We’ve hit nirvana!
WHAT COULD IT BE????
Frank also answers the next riddle, and by “riddle,” I mean, “yelling the word ‘bench’ when you see a bench.” Is this the only thing on TV right now more depressing than the RNC? Frank is actually, for once, presented with an interesting conundrum: give up the ability to compete in the HoH competition the next time he’s eligible in order to get the points for this word. He does, and it is so stupid. He is now unable to compete for the next two weeks, virtually ensuring he won’t make it to the third week. Dan is amazed Frank wants him out this badly, so he throws a hissy fit. It is more childish than a grown man in a carrot suit yelling the word “bench” at a picture of a bench, and that is impressive.