Boogie pulls One L aside. He tells us that his hobby is to sweet talk people and make them feel safe, then trick them. Which I’m sure every girl who’s ever had contact with him knows all too well.
Kidding! Enjoy the STDs! I know you’ll remember me now!
Wil, who’s most likely already been tricked into some kind of penile rash at some point in his life, knows Boogie’s tricks. He assures Boog that he will pick him to play in Veto if he gets the opportunity, but of course, that’s just a lie. You can tell cuz Wil is using his bitchy whispery drag queen voice in the diary room.
Britney, bored without a bimbo to torture this season, rags on the only bimbo she can.
She teases him about Danielle, but he says that he’s not into that psycho and her obsession makes it hard for him to flirt with any of the other girls. Like….??? Mobile Spray Tan? Doubtful. Girl Dick? I would say that he’s fishy, but I’m sure fish is the last thing on his mind.
Time to take off the unitard!! The house rallies around Richard Simmons Flo Carrot Top and celebrates. He runs under their arm bridge and learns something.
That’s what deodorant smells like.
He makes up a cheer and does cartwheels and strips before jumping in the pool. Get the man a loofa and some soap. I can smell him from here.
One L is hanging with Mobile Spray. Her back hurts. His should too, considering the fifty pounds of plastic weave he’s balancing. And do they give you tubs of wax when you go into the house? He looks like a ken doll with no attention paid to facial detailing.
He decides to make a game move by moving on to talk to Nurse Bimbo. Yeah, I don’t quite get that either. He tells her his long sob story about how hard it was growing up gay. He went to Catholic high school and people made fun of him before he even knew he was a mo. I blame the weave. He would eat lunch in a bathroom stall every day. Probably cruising. Then he moves into his successes. He got his first development deal at 15! His first recording contract at 17! Um….who the fuck are you? Anyone? Anyone???? Talking artistically to Nurse was wise, because she’s super talented, too.
I’m miming drinkin’ coffee right now y’all.