Nurse thinks he should have a chance to stay, poor thing. At least he’s not a dyke. Now those bitches are scary.
Time to pick Veto players! Listening to Frank read cue cards scares me about the state of our public education system. But it’s not as scary as this pic:
Big Brother has showcased a lot of bad hair, but none worse than this season. It’s like a Fantastic Sam’s commercial from the early 90′s. Chef, One L, now Dan. I have never been prouder to be completely bald. So…thanks?
Chef Yell gets player’s choice and chooses Mobile Spray, bad back and all. With her in the game it’s one less chance Boogie will play. Will says picking Spray Tan was selfish! And then he picks Boogie. LOL SUCKA!! Wil hopes the game is guessing Boogie’s penis size.
The only comp Wil is capable of winning.
The Zingbot 3000 is back!! YAY! I love that bitch. She calls Mobile Spray dumb, Shane gay, Britney a loser, Joe and Boogie old and older, Ian dorky, Jenn badly inked, and says Frank looks like he’s wearing a community theater Annie wig. LOL. He doesn’t know what that means. I’m kinda relieved. No one with hard blinks like that should go into a theater. Do you know how much strobe lights are used without warning? A lot. Little Orphan Annie could kill his ass.
Zing saves the best for last, telling Danielle that Shane is going to get a restraining order against her when the show’s done. She’s the only one who doesn’t think that’s funny. Shane hugs her half heartedly, but doesn’t deny it. The back yard is a giant puzzle. The goal is to put together a long pipe that you can get a ball through. Spray Tan shocks America by telling us that she doesn’t do too many puzzles. LOL.
During the comp, Ian helps Boogie like the total wuss that he is. Britney helps Frank, which is just as useless. People who never win trying to help people win. I don’t get it. It’s like watching the Olympics with a bunch of fat people who scream at the TV about what these twelve year olds in perfect shape are fucking up. The point is not to watch the Olympics with family.
Frank winzzzzzzz!!! The only happy one is Boogie. Frank winning somehow means that now Baby Zingbot can be born. It’s like a super low budget R2D2, and I would expect nothing less. Or more. You know what I mean. If it doesn’t look like it was made by a kindergarten class, it doesn’t belong on this show.
Britney wants a private talk with Dan, so she gets some bad Supercuts hair so they can talk on the same level.