Dan is worried that he’s gonna get back doored. B points out how sad it is that it’s only the second week of their alliance and they’re worried that it’s bs. They’re not wrong to worry, but it’s too late. They fucked up already and now they just have to deal. Outside, One L hangs out at the hot tub with GirlDick and SprayTan. Real meeting of the minds there.
They can’t understand why Frank would get rid of small fish when he has the chance to backdoor Dan or Shane. GirlDick, semi crosseyed, adds “Unless there’s somethin’ goin’ on that we don’t know about.” DINGDINGDING!! SprayTan says that there must be some kind of secret alliance cuz nothing else makes sense. Is she drunk? She’s forming intelligible sentences. I don’t like this side of her.
Wil says they should band together and ask Frank to go against Dan or Shane in return for their support next week. No one’s gonna buy that. 0 times three? Is 0. You ALL are terrible. Birds of a feather should only flock together only if they’re not idiot birds. Idiot birds should just concentrate on staying away from airplane engines and try to not fly too close to the sun.
Frank is toying with the idea of getting rid of Dan anyway, so their pitch sounds good to him. He’s thinking with his ego, though, and that’s when people get into trouble in this game. He’s all butt hurt that Dan put him up and he’s always fighting for his life. Later, he tells Ian of the possibility that he might put Dan up, and Ian gives him like thirty nos. Frank gets super pissy. He doesn’t like being told what to do, and stomps his feet and whines. Yeah, he’s so not gonna last long. Unless Grodner has yet another bullshit save for him down the line, which is totally possible.
He says that without Dan, they’ll still have a strong five person alliance. Ian says that’s not true, cuz his word will mean dirt. Frank pouts that Dan’s words are dirt! WAAAAHHHH. Ian scurries downstairs and tattles to Britney and Danielle, who do what they usually do. Nothing. Brit isn’t happy about the weakness of her new alliance: “Quack Packer, I’m so embarrassed that I just said that.” LOL. You should be. Who made that shit up? Did someone realize Silent Six sounded like a team fart?
Frank approaches Boogie the next day, and you know this is gonna be a serious covo cuz Frank starts off with “Fudge, y’all.” He wants Dan out. Boogie gives a firm NO. Frank pouts and stomps his feet and curses in the DR about how Boogie just wants to marry Dan and ditch Frank. I hope Frank cultivates this horrible side to his personality, because it’s making me love him. Boogie is worried about his little pet, which basically means that he can now dump Frank and marry Dan. I said Frank was pissy. Not wrong.