She sees Dan in the kitchen so goes into start an argument. He won’t acknowledge her at all. “So you have nothing to say to me?” Anything douche-y he has to say is being said with his douche-y hat.
Please address all complaints to Tommy Bahama customer service.
Last week, Chef Yellalot devoted his life to Shane, and he actually meant it. Sigh. I feel bad because now we’ve met his family and those sweet kids have to go to school in a couple of weeks, the whole world knowing what a pussy their dad is. Most of us don’t have to face that truth until we’re adults. Just kidding, Dad!
Point is, Chef promises to give his vote to whoever Shane tells him to, which means Shane has all the damn power this week. UGH. Shane is confused! Should he get rid of the funny intelligent entertaining one or the baby talking stalker who watches him while he sleeps? I thought he was kinda grossed out by Dani, did I miss something? Shane tells Yellalot that he is gonna have trouble getting rid of Brit cuz she’s, like, the only person he truly trusts in the whole game. Chef stares straight ahead, like the guy he just promised his life to didn’t just diss him and call him untrustworthy to his face.
Time for Chendra Wilkinson interviews. She asks Ian what if his shoulders hurt now that his boobs are starting to grow? Yes. Jenn, what’s it like being aligned with someone? She huffs and puffs about how she demands respect by insisting on the finest quality rope toys and brags about her “big move.” LOL. The one that guy with zero power for the next two weeks told you to make? Smooth!!
Dan, how does it feel to be called the best Big Brother player that talks like a deaf guy? He shouts that it’s amazing, he owes a debt to the only dyke he’s ever met, and ps don’t forget that it’s his birthday next week. Ugh. This guy just won’t quit. Shane, you cried like a girl at Dan’s funeral? WHY? Cuz Britney did. Umok.
Yikes. That’s a mouth for radio.
And now, a special visit from the Duhgade!! (*edited. Thanks Pikey!) Enzo’s the first to greet us, and he’s as charming as ever. He brags about forming the alliance and staying in the competition for a long time despite not being able to win anything. Thankfully, he’s wearing a hat.
The guys all keep in touch, and they’re almost all the same. Lane is still a big giant brute with a tiny pea brain, Enzo’s still a loudmouth, Matt’s still a snaggletoothed midget with slime dripping off him. He tells a story of pretending to be a cancer stricken Britney to get a date for his high school reunion. Some people never change.