Richard Simmons doesn’t want Danielle to be picked, because she’s twit sisters with the other bimbo. She’s picked. He also doesn’t want Shane playing cuz he’s all big and muscular. He’s picked, too. LOL. Poor Simmons. God hates gingers. They aren’t playing til later? I got all excited to write a paragraph about nonsensical rules FOR NOTHING.
Bimbo, whose name is Kara according to the titles, takes Construction Guy into the have not room. He hopes to get laid. You can tell cuz he’s covering his wiener with a teddy bear. Also, cuz he said he hopes to get laid.
Warning! You’re about to get sucked into a giant gaping hole.
He tells Kara that he wants to keep her cuz she’s hotter than Simmons and she’s not a threat. LOL. How flattering. She nods “yeah!” like he just told her she could be anything she wants to be in life and not to let anyone tell her differently.
Construction takes off to the kitchen, where he finds Simmons and says they should team up cuz they both work out a lot. “The way we work out…” he doesn’t finish the sentence, but I assume it would end with “we must both be super insecure about our penis size.” Construction congratulates himself for having two desperate about to be chopped players wanting to work with him. Wow.
Boogie suspects that the blondes are working together, but he wants to make sure. He plans on working his special bumpy magic on Brit to find out. What woman doesn’t dream of one night in Heaven with a ringer for Angela Lansbury?
This is apparently the first time that Boogie has introduced himself to Britney. HAHAHAH!!! He’s talking to her like she’s five, which gives her face that “head cheerleader about to completely fuck your life up by telling the entire school about your little problem” look it gets.
He wants to know what her solo intentions are. She eats some cheezits. He says she has control over Willie. She eats cheezits. He asks if she’ll put up LoudAssScreamingHickChef or if Janelle’s people are off limits. She says no and eats some cheezits. Cheezits are the new “go fuck yourself” crackers. Boog says that if he gets Richard Simmons off the block and he’s replaced by GirlDick, he’ll know what game he’s playing! Dundundun! I don’t know if the dramatic music is playing because he’s being semi threatening or because we are shown a really frightening picture of Girl Dick.